Jane was still watching her expectantly. Jane, Amy decided, could not be told of the almost-kiss. “No,” Amy repeated. “It was his principles, not his actions, that offended me. Can you believe that the man is employed by Bonaparte! An Englishman, a member of the peerage, working for that—”

“It might be well not to judge him too hastily,” Jane interjected as Amy’s voice rose dangerously above the slapping of the waves.

“Trust me, Jane, it’s a very well-considered judgment!”

“Amy, you’ve known him all of a day.”

“That was more than long enough,” Amy stated stubbornly. “Oh blast, the trunks are loaded. I was so hoping Edouard’s coach would appear before we had to leave with him.”

Lord Richard greeted each girl with a deep bow as they fell in beside Miss Gwen. Such an excess of civility, thought Amy grimly, could only be meant as insult. Her darkest suspicions were confirmed when Richard followed up his bows with, “Good morning, Miss Wooliston, Miss Balcourt. I trust you slept well.” He spoke lightly, his gaze resting impersonally on Jane and Amy in turn.

“Quite well, thank you,” said Jane.

Amy glowered. “I was kept awake by the sound of someone stamping about on deck.”

Richard smiled blandly. “It’s well you didn’t go up to investigate. You never know what rough sorts you might encounter on a Dover packet.”

“I believe I have a fair idea, my lord.”

Jane’s bonneted head swiveled from one to the other. She gave Amy a hard look from under the straw brim. “There’s something you’re not telling me,” she whispered.

“Later,” Amy whispered back.

Richard regarded them with that infuriatingly benign look of condescension men assume when women whisper in front of them.

Miss Gwen was less benign; she rapped her parasol against the ground like an exasperated orchestra conductor. “Are we to stand here taking the air or shall we depart? Sir?” Grabbing Richard’s outstretched arm, she climbed regally into the carriage. Murmuring her thanks to Richard, Jane followed, taking the seat beside Miss Gwen.

Pointedly avoiding resting her fingers on the arm Richard proffered, Amy peered into the interior of the carriage. Oh, drat! She would have to sit next to Lord Richard.

Amy wedged herself into the very farthest corner of the bench. Richard gave her a somewhat sardonic look as he settled down on his side. He called an order to the coachman, and the carriage jostled into movement. Under pretense of picking up a fallen glove from the floor, Richard leaned towards Amy.

“It’s not catching, you know.”

Amy opened her mouth to retort, but Miss Gwen’s eye was upon her like a falcon sighting its prey. With as much dignity as she could muster, Amy turned her back on Richard and stared out the window.

Amy stared out the window for quite some time. She stared out the window until there was no sign of the coast in sight. She stared out the window until her neck ached. After an hour, she began to wonder if she would ever be able to move her head again. Beside her, Lord Richard was conversing with Jane in low, pleasant tones. “Compared with the works of Mozart, Herr Beethoven . . .” Jane was saying earnestly. Next to Amy, Richard’s voice rumbled in reply, but it was fading . . . fading . . . fading . . . Amy only had time to think, confusedly, how odd that his voice should be so pleasant when he was so very unpleasant himself, before she fell into sleep.

Amy slept through a debate on the merits of the new romantic music and Jane leaning precariously across the coach to tuck a shawl around her sleeping form.

“I’ll do it,” Richard volunteered, as Jane tottered on the edge of her seat. He reached for the shawl, and Jane handed it to him gratefully before sliding back against the velvet squabs. Robbins tended to display his feelings for the French by lurching violently into every pothole he could find, which meant that the coach was swaying from side to side with greater force than the boat in last night’s storm.

Richard toppled back into his own seat more hastily than intended and turned toward Amy. She had fallen asleep curled up against the window, one hand under her cheek, and her back rather pointedly towards Richard. With her booted feet dangling an inch or two off the floor, she looked quite tiny and fragile. Funny, she hadn’t seemed all that little before. Probably, thought Richard ruefully, because she never stayed still long enough for one to notice. Awake, she exuded enough energy for a whole troupe of Amazons. And packed as furious a punch. Or did he mean a kick? Richard half smiled. He knew the memory of Amy’s assault on his foot—and his honor—should anger rather than amuse him, but, for the life of him, he couldn’t seem to muster up a decent spurt of indignation. Instead, he found himself squelching down an entirely inappropriate feeling of fondness.

It really was just as well that he would be rid of her in a few hours. Of course, since she was Balcourt’s sister, they would be bound to run into each other at the Tuilleries, but with any luck—and it was luck, Richard firmly reminded himself—she’d likely avoid him like the plague. And he could get back to his real job. This whole boat interlude . . . well, necessity made odd bedfellows.

Brusquely, Richard flung the shawl over the sleeping girl.

Amy mumbled something and flopped over. Right into Richard’s shoulder.

She must have been very soundly asleep, indeed, because rather than springing away in horror, she nuzzled against the fine wool of Richard’s coat. Instinctively, Richard’s arm rose to wrap around her shoulders. It was, of course, just a reflex reaction. With a quick, guilty look at Miss Gwen, who, thank goodness, was deep in a book and didn’t seem to notice that her charge was snuggled up against a member of the opposite sex, Richard clamped his arm to his side. He had no desire to find himself on the pointy end of Miss Gwen’s parasol for improper advances. And how much more infuriating it would be to earn a punctured kidney for half-unconscious improper advances to a girl who wouldn’t give him a civil how-do-you-do if she were awake. If he were to get poked by anyone’s parasol, it might at least be for something enjoyable. Not that it wasn’t rather pleasant having Amy curled up against him. She was soft, and warm, and smelled nice, too, notwithstanding their bathless night on the boat. Like—Richard gave an experimental sniff—lavender water. Nice. Richard sniffed again.

Thump! Miss Gwen’s book slammed shut.

Richard’s head jerked up with enough force to make him dizzy.

“Could you kindly contrive to breathe in a more decorous fashion?” Miss Gwen admonished. “I have known sheepdogs with more genteel respiratory habits. Amy! Yes, you!” Amy had begun to stir next to Richard and seemed to be trying very hard to lodge her nose permanently in a fold of his coat.

“What sheep?” murmured Amy into Richard’s collarbone. “I detest sheep.”

A sound suspiciously like a chuckle emerged from Jane. Miss Gwen reached for her parasol. Richard prepared to dodge, but this time Miss Gwen’s instrument of torture had another victim at its tip. One well-placed poke in the ribs, and Amy’s eyes fluttered open.

“Whaaa?”

“You are to remove yourself from Lord Richard at once.”

Her words had far more effect on Amy than the point of the parasol; Amy looked down at Richard’s coat, up at his face, and recoiled with such force that she nearly rebounded off the wall of the coach. “I . . . did I . . . oh goodness, I never intended . . .”

Richard plucked a curling brown hair from the wool of his jacket. Holding it out towards Amy, he said gravely, “I believe this belongs to you.”

“What? Oh. Um, you may keep it.” Amy was busy wedging herself back into the far corner of the seat.

“Most obliged.”

Amy looked at him skeptically through bleary eyes and leaned her head against the side of the coach. In front of her, Miss Gwen had resumed reading intently. Amy squinted at the letters on the spine.

“You’re reading The Mysteries of Udolpho.”

“How very clever of you, Amy.” Miss Gwen turned a page.

“I didn’t think you cared for—that is, I didn’t know you read novels.”

“I don’t.” Miss Gwen looked up over the top of the volume that gave the lie to her statement. “There was nothing else to read in the carriage and not all of us care to sleep in public.” Looking much more cheerful once she had made her jab at Amy, Miss Gwen continued. “The style of the book is quite arresting, but I find the heroine entirely unsympathetic. Swooning solves nothing.”

“You should write your own,” suggested Richard. “For the purpose of edifying young females, of course.”

Amy’s and Richard’s eyes met in a moment of pure amusement. Amy started to return Richard’s grin when it suddenly hit her that she had just exchanged a significant glance with Lord Richard Selwick. Amy hunched down in her seat, feeling beleaguered.

Good heavens, why couldn’t the man leave her be!

Abruptly, she turned her head and stared out the window. Paris couldn’t be that much farther, could it?

It could. It was well past teatime, or what would have been teatime had they been back in Shropshire, by the time the coach lurched its way through the gates of the city.

Robbins had slowed down to a pace little faster than a walk, not out of concern for Miss Gwen’s sensibilities (despite Miss Gwen’s threat after one hairpin turn that unless he slowed down she would take her parasol to him), but because the narrow streets would not permit anything more. Most were missing cobblestones; water and refuse ran in streams down the center of the street, and Amy had to duck back as a rivulet of filth poured from one window to join the muck below. People scurried back and forth through the refuse, occasionally stopping to curse at the carriage. Amy added more colloquialisms to her rapidly growing collection.