“You need to get out of the sun for a bit,” said Captain Reid, assessing her condition with a professional air, as he handed her across the deck, Freddy having blithely traipsed along ahead. “Or get a wider hat.”

“Nonsense!” Penelope snapped, sounding more like the Dowager Duchess of Dovedale than the Dowager Duchess, but she was forced to cling to his arm as she navigated her way into the dinghy that was to row them to the Intractable , the sailing ship contracted to convey them down the coast.

Penelope added that into the account against him and resolved to buy a broader hat.

It must have been the sun, because she found herself doing the unthinkable and taking an afternoon nap, curled into the cool of her berth in the ship’s very best cabin, from which she was shaken awake by an impatient Freddy, who wanted his dinner and informed her they were keeping everyone waiting.

“Everyone” turned out to be no one more than their small party and the captain of the ship, who was incoherent in his excitement at having such exalted passengers. Freddy seemed to grow even more burnished in the candlelight as he preened at the praise, like a medieval saint’s painting limned in gold leaf. Captain Reid held his tongue, but there was something sarcastic about his shadow as it fell against the wall, as though made darker by Freddy’s luster.

“And how have you been occupying yourself, Captain Reid?” she asked, as they sat down to dinner in a narrow chamber where the roof sloped down sharply on one side, and navigational maps had been thrust hastily out of the way to make room for the soup tureen on the sideboard. “More human sacrifices?”

The young ship captain’s fork rattled against his plate as he looked from her to Captain Reid with palpable alarm, as though expecting to see severed limbs sticking out of the Captain’s waistcoat pockets. Penelope smiled reassuringly at the young man. He smiled uneasily back, but Penelope noticed him sneaking another nervous glance at Captain Reid.

“Nothing so interesting as that,” Captain Reid said equably, helping himself to fish from a dish that swayed with the movement of the ship. His fingers bore the slight traces of ink, testament to his afternoon’s activities. Penelope wondered just what it was that he had been writing. “I’ve had a tedious afternoon of facts and figures. An overland journey for a large party always requires a certain amount of advance preparation.”

“But we aren’t a large party,” Penelope protested. Even if one counted the servants the Governor General had been kind enough to have engaged for them in Calcutta, they were no more than ten at most.

Captain Reid regarded her with a jaded eye. “We will be.”

“Where are you bound?” asked the ship captain, a young man with a faint fuzz on his cheeks that gave the impression he hadn’t quite graduated to shaving yet. He had a pink-cheeked look about him that marked him as not long out of England. “After Masulipatam, I mean,” he added, with an embarrassed duck of his head. “I know you’re going there, of course. Since I’m bringing you.”

“Hyderabad,” said Freddy, dealing with the problem of wine splashing over the rim of his glass by the simple expedient of draining it in one long swallow. “I’m to be joining the Residency there.”

He chose his phrasing carefully to avoid any mention of his subordinate role. It was such a silly sort of snobbery, thought Penelope impatiently. What did he care what a ship captain he was never going to see again thought of his role in the Residency? The man was clearly flustered enough at having a titled gentleman on his ship, even if it was only a courtesy title.

“Lord Frederick is to be a sort of messenger to the Court at Hyderabad,” Penelope specified helpfully. “Aren’t you, darling?”

“I am a Special Envoy.” Freddy gave her a look over his wineglass that promised retribution later. It was an empty promise. By bedtime, he would be far enough in his cups — or deep enough into a game of cards — that he would have entirely forgotten.

“Who is the current Resident at Hyderabad?” asked young Wheeley or Weatherly or whatever his name was. Something beginning with W , at any event. His fair face flushed as he admitted, “I’m new to this part of the world, you see, so I don’t know as much as I ought yet.”

“Kirk-something,” said Freddy offhandedly, toying with his turbot.

“Kirkpatrick,” supplied Captain Reid, the hard consonants sounding like gunshots. “James Kirkpatrick. He has devoted a decade of his life to serving British interests in Hyderabad.”

“You admire him, then?” asked Penelope, watching Reid closely.

“I think he has done admirable work,” said Reid simply. “But for Kirkpatrick, Hyderabad might well have gone over to the French in 1798. There were more than fourteen thousand soldiers under French command in Hyderabad. Kirkpatrick got the Nizam on his side and engineered a bloodless coup. It was a brilliant piece of maneuvering, and one that saved our government in Calcutta a great deal of bother.”

He might not have come right out and charged the Governor General with ingratitude, but the meaning was clear.

Freddy looked down his nose at Reid, exuding aristocratic hau teur. “What about the rumors of a native wife?” challenged Freddy. “From what I’ve heard, Kirkpatrick has conducted himself most irregularly.”

Captain Reid smiled a tight social smile. “I believe a man’s private life is his own.”

Freddy crossed his arms over his chest and kicked back in his chair, nearly oversetting Wheeley’s glass in the process. The young captain made a hasty grab for his wine before it could land in his lap. “Even when he’s meant to be serving the Crown?”

Captain Reid raised one brow. “I fail to see how the two are connected. Would you contract your marriage to suit the wishes of your superiors?”

The words acted on Freddy like a match to tinder. Penelope could practically hear the flames crackling in the suddenly too-still air. Mandated marriages were a sensitive topic for Freddy at the moment.

Penelope broke the tension by saying languidly, “Lord Frederick doesn’t believe he has superiors.”

It came out somewhat more acidly than she had intended it, but it served the desired cause.

“Oh, but everyone has superiors,” broke in Captain Wheeley earnestly, delighted at having something to add and entirely immune to atmosphere. “There’s the King — and we shouldn’t forget the Lord Almighty, King of us all.”

“Unless you’re Hindu,” put in Captain Reid blandly. Under his blank façade, Penelope had the impression that he was still seething, although over what she wasn’t quite sure. Kirkpatrick’s native wife? Perhaps he had a local amour of his own, and resented the slur on such alliances. “They have gods and kings of their own.”

“But you can’t count them, surely?” said the young captain uncertainly. “Since they’re heathens.”

“From their viewpoint, we’re probably the heathens,” pointed out Penelope frivolously. “With our silly ceremonies and one measly divinity. It’s positively parsimonious of us. And not a human sacrifice to be had in all of the Anglican communion.”

Over the rim of his glass, Captain Reid eyed her assessingly. Unlike Freddy’s, his glass was still three quarters full. Candlelight reflected off the wine, casting a warm glow on his cheeks, like sunlight through a stained-glass window.

“That might depend on how one interpreted sacrifice,” he suggested, like a boy dangling a stick in front of a dog to see if he would jump.

“Being forced to sit in a drafty church on cold Sundays, you mean?” said Penelope. “Quite. Especially when the sermon is a long one.”

“Lady Frederick is joking,” interjected Freddy repressively. “She frequently does.”

“I believe that life is one large jest,” agreed Penelope, baring her teeth at her spouse. “Usually on us.”

In that, at least, she and Freddy were perfectly in accord. Their marriage was little more than a massive joke. On them.

Young Wheeley looked uneasily from Penelope to Freddy and back again, as though he feared that sentiment might be theologically unsound, but didn’t dare to contradict a lady, especially not a lady who had already expressed an interest in taking up human sacrifice as a hobby.

Penelope tossed down her napkin and pushed her seat back from the table. The men rose as well, the unfortunate young captain cracking his head on the sloping ceiling in the process.

Penelope favored them with a sultry glance all around. “Enjoy your port, gentlemen.”

She processed to the door in queenly fashion, head held high, well aware of the way that candlelight played against the fine muslin of her dress, offering the illusion of transparency that had entrapped more than one male fancy in the past. She held the pose until the door had closed behind her, giving the gentlemen time to recover from her presence and get back to suffering one another’s company. Then, with a quick look to either side, she slipped light-footed down the passage.

It wasn’t merely tact that had prompted her to withdraw. She had another mission in mind, one best accomplished while Captain Reid was fully occupied. It would be rude for him to excuse himself without the ritual glass of port. There would be toasts to be drunk, rude stories to be told, all the usual sort of things men did once the women had demurely retreated to the drawing room.

Penelope had a different room in mind, and there was nothing demure about it.

Instead of stopping at the cabin she shared with Freddy, she fumbled her way to the next door down, pushing the portal open with one swift, decisive movement. A movement on the far wall caused her a moment’s alarm, but it was only the shadow cast by the lantern swaying on its hook. Cast in relief on the opposite wall, it looked like a condemned man swaying in a gibbet. Ugh. Penelope pushed the macabre thought aside. After all, it wasn’t thievery she was engaged in, just a spot of . . . inspection. That was it. A nice clean word for a somewhat dubious activity.