"There," repeated Colin patiently, lowering the beam a bit, and this time my eyes picked out the lumps in the landscape that were nothing to do with nature.

"This is it?"

"Sad, isn't it?" agreed Colin, flashlight beam drifting across a window that had been rendered redundant by the absence of walls. "Half the buildings nearby were built of Donwell stone."

"I suppose you could look at it as recycling," I said, surveying the depleted ruins, "but it still seems like a waste."

There wasn't much left to the old monastery. I'm sure what there was must have been picturesque in summer, with greenery creeping over the tumbled masonry, but in the autumn dark, the bare, ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang were more forbidding than quaint. Once, a series of arches must have marked off the peripheries of a courtyard. Now, only half-buried stones and the occasional vestige of a pillar remained. Knee-high walls preserved the memory rather than the reality of rooms, and occasionally, among the wilted weeds, one could see the outline of something that might once have been a paving stone in a past life.

As we grew closer, and the area encompassed by the flashlight expanded, I could see that the walls grew higher as we went on, rising shoulder high in some places, higher than my head in others, peaking and falling again. Only one room, all the way at one end of the cloister, maintained the majority of its original walls. There was even a bit of ceiling remaining, made of heavy stone that sloped inwards like the hull of a ship turned upside down.

It was into that remaining room that I followed Colin, picking my way gingerly across the floor. It was more intact than those farther along the cloister, the majority of the floor stones still in place, but they were weathered and uneven, cracked in unexpected places. In other words, hell on heels.

"Get me to a nunnery," I said lightly, just to say something, and felt like an idiot as soon as the words were out of my mouth. Get me to a nunnery? That was nearly as bad as the "I carried a watermelon" line in Dirty Dancing. And it had been a monastery. Not a nunnery. Not the same thing. My medieval history professor would be having palpitations. I had once confused the Carthusians with the Cistercians and had been afraid we were going to have to rush him to Harvard University Health Services for emergency care.

"Not much of a nunnery these days," replied Colin with amusement, though it was hard to tell whether he was amused with me or at me. The beam of the flashlight swooped in a circle along the floor, picking out signs of recent habitation. An empty Coke can, a discarded packet of cheese-and-onion-flavored crisps. "It's quite popular with the local youth."

"Popular?"

"I came here a time or two myself," he added with a reminiscent grin.

"Ugh," I said, wrinkling my nose at the cold stone floor. "That can't be very comfortable. Or sanitary."

Colin lounged back against one of the remaining walls in a position of supreme masculine smugness. Thinking of conquests past, no doubt. "You'd be surprised. A few blankets, a bottle of wine…"

"Spare me the tales of your depraved youth," I said repressively, turning away and tracing a hand along the embrasure of the window, running a ringer over the chips and chinks in an elaborate fleur-de-lis.

"Yours wasn't?" His voice was warm, teasing.

I glanced back over my shoulder. "I don't kiss and tell."

"Or just not in cloisters?"

"I don't see the appeal." I dug among my collection of misremem-bered quotations for ammunition. " 'The grave's a fine and quiet place / But none I think do there embrace.'"

"Ah," said Colin, setting the flashlight down on one of the recessed benches so that the light fanned out against the wall, "but this is a cloister, not a grave."

"It is a sort of a grave, isn't it?" I argued, licking my lips and taking a little step back. It had been so long since I'd flirted with anyone, I'd practically forgotten how. We were flirting, weren't we? "It's a grave of lost hopes and ambitions. You wonder how they must have felt when the monasteries were dissolved, suddenly seeing their whole way of life go the way of… well, the grave."

I had no idea what I was saying. I was vaguely aware of my mouth moving, and words coming out, but I couldn't have made any guarantees as to content.

"Besides, it's a monastery," I said stubbornly. "Can you think of anyplace less appropriate for romantic dalliance?"

Colin laughed. "Haven't you read your Chaucer?"

"You can't believe everything you read in Chaucer," I protested, but it didn't come out very forcefully, because Colin had ever so casually leaned a hand against the stone wall behind my head.

I made a valiant effort to pull myself together and pay attention to what he was saying, instead of just staring in the general direction of his lips and wondering… well, we don't need to go into what I was wondering. History. I reminded myself firmly. That was what I was here for. Spies. Monks. Spies dressed as monks.

Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign saying get your black tulips here. Every nerve in my body was on man-alert, screaming, "Incoming!" I could feel the warmth radiating from his chest, smell the clean, detergent-y smell that clung to his collar, and my lips prickled with that peculiar sixth sense that only clicks into gear as a man leans too close for plausible rationalization. My eyes drifted shut. BRRRRING!

Something emitted a jarring screeching noise, like five fire alarms going off all at once. I froze, eyes still closed and face lifted. I must have looked like a mole caught out of its tunnel by daylight. Above me, I could sense Colin, equally arrested by that dreadful jarring sound. It wasn't an air raid. It wasn't even Joan, come to take her revenge. It was my phone. Bleeping. Damn.

I kept my eyes closed, in the futile hope that if I stayed very very still and prayed very very hard, the sound would go away, and Colin and I could pick up where we'd left off as if nothing else had happened. BRRRRING! BRRRRING! My phone bleeped again. Insistently.

The pleasant mix of detergent and aftershave wafted away, to be replaced with cold air. I wrenched open my eyes and peeled myself away from the wall, my pashmina slipping drunkenly down my arms.

"Would you excuse me for a moment?" I asked in an agony of mortification, fishing in my bag for my vibrating mobile. Thanks to its untimely interruption, it was the only thing left vibrating — other than my lacerated nerves. "I mean… it's just… in case there's an emergency," I finished lamely.

"Certainly," said Colin blandly, so blandly that I had to wonder if I had imagined the whole episode. Like the Cheshire Cat, he had managed to rematerialize several feet down the wall. With an elbow resting against the ruined window frame, he looked as unruffled as if he had been standing there the whole time.

Maybe he had been. Maybe I'd imagined the whole thing.

Whatever else I'd imagined, the hideous bleating noise coming from my bag was quite real. The phone was still whining in its Coach cocoon. Scratching my frozen knuckles on the zipper, I wrestled the phone out of the tightly packed bag, squinting at the tiny screen. It glowed an evil neon in the dark cloister.

pammy proclaimed the screen.

I was going to kill her. I was really, truly going to kill her.

I took a deep breath, and repressed the urge to fling the phone to the floor and stomp on it a la Rumplestiltskin. Maybe Pammy was violently ill. Maybe she had been dumped by… oh, what was his name? They never lasted long enough for me to remember. Abduction by the mafia with twenty-four hours to gather a ransom would also be an acceptable excuse for the interruption. Did they even have a mafia in England? They'd better, I thought grimly.

I clicked the view button, and Pammy's text flashed up on the screen.

HAS HE MADE A MOVE YET?

Abduction by the mafia was too good for some people. Casting a furtive glance over my shoulder, I hunched over the phone, and tersely texted back. no.

Instantly, Pammy's name flashed back up on the screen.

WHY NOT?

My fingers flashed over the tiny buttons with a will of their own.

MAYBE BECAUSE CERTAIN PPL KEEP TEXTING Me! !!

Let her make of that what she would. I jabbed the send button, followed by power, shoving the phone back into my bag. The phone died into darkness with a tinny wail. Too late. Why in the hell hadn't I thought to turn the phone off in the first place?

Damn, damn, damn.

"Anyone interesting?" asked Colin.

"Pammy," I replied, striving for rueful amusement and achieving something closer to a grunt, in a "you, Tarzan; me, Cheetah" sort of way.

Colin detached from the wall. And a good thing, too, given the state of the rest of the structure; I didn't have much faith in its stability. On the other hand, binding up his wounded brow would give me a chance to hover tenderly over him. We'll ignore the fact that I failed First Aid in high school. Three times.

Maybe it was a good thing he hadn't fallen over.

"What has she done now?" he asked.

"Oh, the usual," I said distractedly, wondering if there was any way to ever so subtly drift in his direction without my heels sounding like canon salvos on the pitted stone flags. But that would destroy the entire exercise, wouldn't it? The point was to figure out if he had any interest in drifting in my direction, not the other way around. "You know what Pammy's like."