Whoa. Looks like I'm not the only Renaldo who turns out to have a secret talent.

I am so happy to be home, I ran around kissing everything I'd missed, including Fat Louie, the mattress

on my bed, my bathtub, the refrigerator, and the TV.

But most of all I kissed my mom, and told her that even thoughWest Virginia is all right and everything, it

is really true what Dorothy says in The Wizard of Oz, about there being no place like home.

"Even if you're on Spring Break?" my mom wanted to know.

"Even if you're on Spring Break," I said.

"Even if you're a princess?" my mom asked.

"Especially if you're a princess," I said.

And them I picked up the phone and called Number One Noodle Son and ordered us all some cold

sesame noodles for dinner.

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