Джорджетт Хейер - The Foundling

The Duke, perusing these, found Mr. Liversedge’s epistolary style slightly turgid, and not always quite grammatical. Some of his periods were much involved, but there could be no mistaking his object: he wanted five thousand pounds for his ward, to compensate her for the slight she had endured, for the loss of an eligible husband, and for a wounded heart. Mr. Liversedge ended his first letter by expressing in high-flown terms his belief that neither Mr. Ware nor his noble relatives would hesitate to recognize, and meet, the claims of one whose blighted hopes seemed likely to drive into a decline.

His second letter was not so polite.

The Duke laid them both down. “Matt, who is this Liversedge?” he demanded.

“I don’t know. He says he is Belinda’s guardian.”

“But what sort of a fellow is he?”

“I tell you I don’t know! I’ve never clapped eyes on him. I didn’t know Belinda had a guardian until I received that letter.”

“Was he not with her at Oxford?”

“No, and neither Belinda nor Mrs. Dovercourt ever mentioned him that I can remember. It came as the greatest surprise to me!”

“Matt, it all sounds to me excessively like a fudge! I don’t believe he is her guardian!”

“I daresay he might not be, but what’s the odds?”

“Well, I am not very sure, but I think he can’t bring an action against you. Unless, of course, it is she who brings it, and he merely writes for her.”

Matthew considered this. “I must say I should not have thought it of Belinda,” he said, “But there is no knowing, after all! I daresay she was hoaxing me all the time, and was no more innocent than a piece of Haymarket-ware.”

The Duke glanced at the letters again, and got up, and walked over to the table, to pour out two glasses of wine.

Matthew watched him, saying after a minute: “And whatever he is, you can see one thing: he means to make himself curst unpleasant, and there’s no getting away from it that he has those damned letters of mine!”

“No,” agreed Gilly. “It’s a devil of a tangle.”

“Gilly,” said his cousin, in a hollow voice, “even if it did not come to an action, it will reach my father, and my uncle too, and that would be just as bad!”

He did not address himself to deaf ears. The Duke almost shuddered, “Good God, it must not be allowed to reach them!”

Matthew dropped his chin in his hands, his elbows propped on his knees. “If only I could think of what I had best do!” he groaned.

Gilly held out one of the glasses to him, “Here, take some wine! Does Gideon know anything of this?”

Matthew accepted the wine, and drank some. “No. I did mean—that is to say, I half thought that I might, if all else failed—But you know what Gideon is!” He saw a surprised look on the Duke’s face, and added: “Oh, well, I daresay you don’t, for he likes you! But he has a damned cutting tongue! What’s more, he is for ever roasting me about something or other, and I’d as lief—However, if you think I ought to tell him—”

“No, I don’t,” said Gilly, with sudden decision. “It has nothing whatsoever to do with Gideon!” His eyes began to dance. “I must learn to manage for myself: my uncle said so!”

“Oh, Gilly, don’t start funning!” begged Matthew. “It ain’t your affair any more than it is Gideon’s!”

“But it is my affair! You said as much yourself!” Gilly pointed out. “Liversedge knows well you could not afford to pay him half of such a sum, or my Uncle Henry either! You may depend upon it he has acquainted himself very perfectly with the circumstances. It’s my belief the whole thing was a deep-laid plot, down to the girl’s dropping her reticule when you were passing! I am the pigeon he means to pluck! Very well, then! I’ll attend to the matter myself, and I think I must be a great fool if I allow myself to be plucked by a person who cannot write the King’s English!”

“But, good God, Gilly, what are you meaning to do?” demanded Matthew.

“I am not very sure yet,” confessed the Duke, “but don’t worry. Matt! Whatever happens I won’t let it come to your father’s ears, or my Uncle Lionel’s either! Where does this fellow write from?” He picked up one of the letters as he spoke. “The Bird in Hand—yes, but I am not a bird in hand, Mr. Liversedge! Address to the receiving-office at Baldock. I suppose he fetches his letters. But why Baldock? I should have thought he would have lurked in London! Perhaps he has his reasons for not coming within reach of Bow Street. Very likely that is so, for if ever I smelled a Greek—!”

“Did you?” asked Matthew sceptically.

“Oh, lord, yes, very adroit ones too! A young man with my fortune draws ’em like a magnet. They clustered round me when I was upon my travels—until they had taken Belper’s measure! Poor Belper! he had his uses!”

Matthew sat up. “Gilly, do you think perhaps Belper would—?”

“No, certainly not! We shall keep this strictly within the family. Besides, it is the only time I have ever had the chance of doing anything for myself!”

“I do wish you will tell me what you have in your head!” Matthew said.

“I am going to pay a call on Mr. Swithin Liversedge—if I can find him!”

“Gilly, for God’s sake—!” exclaimed Matthew, now seriously disturbed.

“I must know what sort of a fellow it is we have to deal with.”

“But you must he mad! If yougo to see him, he will know you mean to buy him off, and he will very likely double his price!”

“But he won’t know I’m Sale!” replied the Duke, his face alive with mischief. “I shall be the Honourable Matthew Ware! You said you had never clapped eyes on him, so he won’t know it’s a hoax!”

“Gilly, you are mad! Even if he don’t know, what I look like, he must know I don’t drive about the country in a chaise with crests on the panels, and half a dozen servants, and—Oh, I wish you will be serious!”

“I am serious. Of course, I don’t mean to travel like that! I shall go by the mail, or the stage, or some such thing. It’s famous! I have never driven in anything but my own carriage in all my life!”

“Well, you need not think there is anything so vastly agreeable in going by stage-coach!” said Matthew, with some asperity. “If you had done it as many times as I have—”

“But I have not, and I should like to find out for myself what it is like to rub shoulders with the world!”

“Nettlebed would send off an express to my uncle on the instant!”

“I make no doubt he would, and so he may, but he won’t know where I have gone to, so much good may it do him!”

“You would not go without your valet!”

“Without anyone! Plain Mr. Dash, of Nowhere in Particular! Gideon told me to try it, and, by God, I will!”

“No, Gilly, you must not! I wish I had not said a word to you about it!”

The Duke laughed at him. “Matt, you fool! I am not going into a lion’s den! Besides, it will only be for a day or two. I don’t mean to be lost for ever, you know!”

“No, but—What if Liversedge recognizes you? He might well!”

The Duke frowned, over this for a moment or two. “But I don’t think he will,” he said at last. “If he was prowling round Oxford when I was up, he may have seen me, but I have altered considerably since then, you know. And I only came back to England last year, and have been at Sale for the better part of my life since then.”

“You were in London in the spring!”

“To be sure I was, but not in any company that Liversedge keeps, I’ll swear! If you saw me once in the street, would you know me again, beyond question? Now, if I were a big, handsome fellow like Gideon—! But I am not, Matt! You must own I am not! Has not your father said times out of mind that it is a sad pity I am such an insignificant figure of a man?”

“Yes, but—I mean, no!” Matthew corrected himself hastily. “And in any event—”

“In any event, I mean to go! When do you go up to Oxford?”

“I did mean to go tomorrow, but term hasn’t begun, and now that you have taken this crazy notion into your head I think I had best stay in town. Gilly, Uncle Lionel would tear me limb from limb if he knew of this!”

“Well, he shan’t know, and you had best go to Oxford, so that nobody may suspect you of having anything to do with my having slipped my leash!” recommended the Duke. “I’ll write to you there, to let you know how I’ve fared. But don’t get in a pucker, either on my behalf or your own! If I have to buy Liversedge off, I’ll do it, and as for the rest—what in the name of all that is wonderful do you imagine can befall me?”

“I don’t know,” said Matthew uneasily, “but I have the horridest feeling something will befall you!”

The Duke awoke on the following morning with a pleasurable feeling that something agreeable lay before him. When he remembered what it was, he was obliged to own to himself that to negotiate with Mr. Swithin Liversedge might not prove to be an altogether delightful experience; but the prospect of escaping from his household, for as much perhaps as three or four days, was attractive enough to make him feel that any possible unpleasantness with Mr. Liversedge would be more than compensated for. He felt adventurous, and while he waited for Nettlebed to bring the hot chocolate with which inmates of any house under Lord Lionel’s direction still regaled themselves before getting out of bed in the morning, he lay revolving in his head various plans for his escape.

It was plainly impossible to divulge to Nettlebed the least particle of his intentions; for Nettlebed would certainly insist on accompanying him on any journey which he might undertake. And if he refused to allow Nettlebed to go with him, Nettlebed would assuredly inform his uncle of his revolutionary behaviour without a moment’s loss of time. How Nettlebed was to be prevented from telling Lord Lionel of his nephew’s disappearance, he had no very clear idea, but he trusted that one would present itself to his mind during the course of the day. And if none did, and Lord Lionel did discover his truancy—well, he would be back at Sale House again before his lordship could do anything unwelcome, and although he might have to endure one of his tremendous scolds, he would at least have enjoyed a brief spell of freedom.