"Paper offerings," put in Jane. "Of more use to the living than the dead."

"You believe his grave is being used as…" Letty struggled for the right words. "As a sort of rebel post office."

"A very apt way of putting it. Auntie Ernestine and I"—Jane's voice went up half an octave and she tipped her head towards Miss Gwen with a simper that sat ill on her classical features—"were just discussing a lovely little trip to Saint Werburgh's. Auntie Ernie has some very pressing questions she wants to put to the vicar, haven't you, Auntie Ernie?"

Miss Gwen's spine stiffened until it was sharper than the ribs of her parasol. "I refuse to answer to that detestable nickname."

Jane fluttered her lashes at Letty. "Isn't she the very darlingest of Auntie Ernies?"

"The voice works better when you have your wig on," commented Geoff mildly.

"So it does," replied Jane without rancor, shaking out the blonde curls with a practiced hand. "I'll just go and transform myself back into Gilly, shall I? Auntie Ernie?"

The words were as much summons as question. Like a cat rousted from its cushion, Miss Gwen rose from her chair with an air of majesty that implied she had been planning to do just that anyway.

Letty rose, too.

"Oh, no!" exclaimed Jane. "Don't disturb yourself. We'll only be a moment."

"But—"

"Geoffrey will entertain you, I'm sure. Won't you, Geoffrey?"

Chapter Fifteen

"Far be it from me to disappoint such charming ladies." Miss Gwen snorted and stalked from the room, looking anything but charming.

"I thought you would see it my way," Jane said cheerfully, and then she too was gone, in a froth of lace-edged flounces.

Folding his arms across his chest, Lord Pinchingdale watched the last frill whisper around the door frame. "I believe that this is Jane's none too subtle attempt to urge us to cry truce."

Letty found she still couldn't think of him by his first name—perhaps because he had never extended her that right. She could still hear Jane's pleasant contralto forming the word, turning it like a potter with a piece of clay until it came out perfectly smooth and rounded. Geoffrey.

Lord Pinchingdale raised an inquisitive eyebrow. "I believe this is where you're supposed to say something."

Letty blurted out the first thing that came into her head. "You don't have a black mask, do you?"

"No." He gave her an odd look. "Nor would I advise you to acquire one. They tend to invite more attention than they deflect."

"I didn't think you would," said Letty ruefully. He would have to be sensible as well as honorable, wouldn't he? A few flaws would make her own ambiguous position more palatable.

"Are you disappointed?"

"No. I've always thought them very silly things."

Letty was aware she was speaking nonsense, and didn't blame Lord Pinchingdale for looking at her as though she might be carted off at any moment. But she was still having a great deal of trouble coming to terms with the notion of having tumbled into a den of spies—and such an unlikely den. With the afternoon sun slanting through the windows, picking out the golden patina of the wood on the table and the quaint scenes painted on the china, espionage seemed as unlikely as a royal visit. The little green-and-white room was made for cheerful family breakfasts, for talk of ribbons and shopping rather than martyrs and crypts.

If it hadn't been for that locket…

Letty caught Lord Pinchingdale's eye, and flushed, for no particular reason.

"I've caused you a great deal of trouble by appearing like this, haven't I?"

"That," Lord Pinchingdale replied evenly, "depends on you."

"I'm sorry," she said simply, and she was. Sorry she had come to Ireland, sorry she had tried to prevent Mary's elopement, sorry she had ever left Hertfordshire. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Not that being sorry did either of them any good.

"I never meant any of this to happen," she added.

"I'm sure you didn't."

Letty winced at the implied barb. "I didn't…," she began, and then stopped.

Geoff strove to conceal signs of impatience as he waited for the inevitable unconvincing protestations of innocence. Where in the devil had Jane got to? The hallway dozed placidly in the afternoon sunshine, unhelpfully empty. There was no avoiding another recitation of the whole tedious package of lies.

For the sake of the mission, whose safety now rested in Letty's capricious little hands, he would have to feign belief. Or, at least, refrain from active disbelief. His Majesty could only ask so much of even his most loyal subjects.

"You didn't…?" Geoff prompted, as Letty scowled at the carpet as though the vines had entangled her tongue.

He thought he had kept his tone carefully neutral, but Letty tilted her head back and looked him straight in the eye.

"You're not going to believe a word I say, are you?"

Taken off guard, Geoff raised an eyebrow in lieu of an answer.

"I thought as much. Do you know what the worst of it is?"

"No," Geoff said honestly. There were too many potential worsts to choose from.

"I wouldn't have believed you, either," finished Letty with grim relish. "It's as absurd as a Greek tragedy."

Which made matters about as clear as mud.

"Have you had a lovely little chat?" Jane bustled in in full "Gilly" mode, every curl bobbing, every inch of fabric frilled and shirred within an inch of its life. "I do so hate when people are unpleasant and cross."

"You are enjoying this role a good deal too much," commented Geoff to Jane by rote, but his eyes followed Letty, still trying to make sense of that Greek-tragedy comment. He devoutly hoped she didn't have any notions about putting out eyes, either his or her own.

"You"—Jane waggled her beaded reticule at him—"are just being an old crossy-kins, like dear Auntie Ernie."

Miss Gwen looked as though she couldn't decide which to be more annoyed by, being called a "crossy-kins" or "Auntie Ernie."

"Time," she proclaimed dourly, jabbing at the mantel clock with her ever-present parasol, "is wasting."

"And we couldn't have that, now, could we?" agreed Jane, sweeping the entire party out to the waiting carriage.

Geoff made a feint in Letty's direction, but was neatly cut off by Miss Gwen, who skewered Geoff with a dampening glare as she swept regally in front of him down the narrow stairs, the tips of her black-dyed ostrich plumes tickling the tip of his nose. Geoff sneezed three times between landings, thinking decidedly ungentlemanly thoughts about Miss Gwen, her taste in millinery, and people who entered rooms in the middle of conversations.

"Once we get there," Letty asked, as Geoff settled into the facing seat of the carriage, "what should I do?"

"Your role is really quite simple. And harmless," Jane added, with a sidelong glance at Geoff. "Miss Gwen has kindly agreed to occupy the rector while Geoffrey and I search the premises." Given the avid gleam in Miss Gwen's eye, Geoff couldn't help but feel sorry for the rector. "However, we cannot discount the possibility that there might be other persons present."

"I'm simply to talk to them?" said Letty.

"Only if you see them showing an inordinate interest in our activities," put in Geoff, watching Letty closely.

Letty earnestly processed the information, looking very young and entirely guileless. Young, Geoff would grant her. As for guileless…

"It sounds simple enough."

"That's what you think," retorted Miss Gwen. "It takes talent to distract someone subtly. Talent and practice."

"Mrs. Alsdale is no stranger to deception."

It took Letty a moment to remember that she was supposed to be Mrs. Alsdale. When she did, a slow flush stained her cheekbones. "I've certainly never had this much practice before."

"Not nearly enough, from the looks of it," pronounced Miss Gwen disparagingly. "Any spy who cannot remember her own alias deserves to be caught."

Letty squared her shoulders and looked full at Geoff. "That would solve a problem for both of us, wouldn't it?"

"Don't worry." Jane touched one finger reassuringly to Letty's arm. "It will all soon become second nature. Don't you agree, Geoffrey?"

"It all depends on one's temperament."

"In which case," replied Jane meaningfully, "I believe our Mrs. Alsdale will suit very well."

"Hmph," said Miss Gwen, in a way that amply echoed Geoff's own feelings on the matter.

From the expression on Letty's face, in this, at least, they were in complete accord.

For someone who had managed to dupe her way into matrimony, she seemed to have remarkably little facility for masking her emotions. Then again, Geoff reminded himself, her stunt in stealing her sister's place hadn't required subtlety, merely audacity. And that Letty Alsworthy clearly possessed in spades.

And yet…Geoff's eyes narrowed on Letty's face, as if he might be able to glean the truth from the tilt of her chin or the pattern of freckles across her nose. She had seemed entirely confident in her own defense at Mrs. Lanergan's the previous night. He could still remember, with painful clarity, her evasions when he had asked her where Mary was, complete with all the transparent signs of guilt. Last night, there had been no telltale pause, no stutter, no flush, none of the classic signs of dishonesty, nothing but pure, undiluted indignation, as though she had been the one wronged, rather than he.

That was an idea too silly to even entertain.