‘No, thank you,’ he responded. ‘I find I have quite lost my appetite.’

‘It would be wonderful if you had not,’ she said cheerfully. ‘Cooped up in the house as you have been all this while! Will you set out for Newbury soon? I daresay it is foolish of me, but I can’t be easy! Whatever should I do if Mama were to arrive while you are gone?’

‘Hide in the hayloft!’ he recommended. ‘But if she has a particle of common sense she won’t make the smallest push to recover you!’

12

Having watched Sylvester depart, Phoebe sat down to play piquet with Tom. The sound of wheels outside made her once or twice look up apprehensively, but the approach of a ridden horse along the road caused her no alarm. She heard, but paid no heed; and so it was that Mr. Orde, walking into the room without ceremony, took her entirely by surprise. She gave a gasp, and dropped the cards she was holding. Tom turned his head, and exclaimed in dismay: ‘Father!’

The Squire, having surveyed the truants with the air of one who had known all along how it would be, shut the door, and said: ‘Ay! Now, what the devil do you mean by this, either of you?’

‘It was my fault! Oh, pray don’t be vexed with Tom!’ begged Phoebe.

‘No, it was not!’ asserted Tom. ‘It was mine, and I made a mull of it, and broke my leg!’

‘Ay, so I know!’ said his fond parent. ‘I may think myself fortunate you didn’t break your neck, I suppose. Young cawker! And what did my horses break?’

‘No, no, only a strained hock!’ Phoebe assured him. ‘And I have taken the greatest care- Oh, pray let me help you out of your coat, dear sir!’

‘It’s no use trying to flummery me, girl!’ said the Squire severely, but accepting her aid. ‘A pretty riot and rumpus you’ve caused, the pair of you! Let alone being the death of your father!’

‘Oh, no!’ cried Phoebe, blenching.

He relented, seeing that he had really frightened her, and patted her whitened cheek. ‘No, it ain’t as bad as that, but you know what he is when anything ails him!’

‘Father, we were not eloping!’ Tom interrupted.

The Squire threw him a glance of affectionate scorn. ‘A tinker’s budget, Tom: I never supposed you was. Perhaps you’ll tell me what the devil you were doing-besides driving my new curricle into the ditch, and smashing two of its wheels?’

‘I was taking Phoebe to London, to her grandmother. She would have gone on the common stage if I had not, sir!’

‘And indeed it wasn’t Tom’s fault that we ended in a ditch, sir!’ interpolated Phoebe. ‘He was driving to an inch until we met that evil donkey!’

‘Met a donkey, did you? Oh!’ said the Squire. ‘Well, there was some excuse for you, if that was the case.’

‘No, there wasn’t,’ said Tom frankly. ‘I ought to have managed better, and I had rather I had broke both my legs than have let True strain his hock!’

‘Well, well!’ said his father, visibly mollified. ‘Thank the lord you didn’t! I’ll take a look at that hock presently. I was afraid I should find it to be a case of broken knees.’

‘Mr. Orde,’ Phoebe said anxiously, ‘pray tell me!-does Papa know where I am?’

‘Well, of course he does!’ replied the Squire. ‘You couldn’t expect I wouldn’t tell him, now, could you?’

‘Who told you, Father?’ Tom demanded. ‘I collect it must have been Upsall, but I never saw him before in my life, and none of us disclosed my name to him! And Phoebe he didn’t set eyes on!’

But the news had come from the doctor, of course. He had not discovered the identity of his patient, but he knew who was the elegant young man who had commanded his attendance at the Blue Boar; and it was rather too much to expect of a humble country practitioner that he would refrain from letting it be known as widely as possible that he had lately been called by His Grace of Salford. The news had spread, in the mysterious country-fashion; and if, by the time it reached the Squire’s ears, it had become garbled almost out of recognition it still retained enough of the truth to convince that shrewd gentleman that the supposed scion of the house of Rayne, who had overturned some vehicle on the Bath Road, was none other than his own son.

No, he had not been much surprised. Reaching the Manor not many hours after Tom had left it, he had been met by a distracted helpmate, who poured horrifying tidings into his incredulous ears. But he hoped he knew Tom well enough to be sure he had not eloped. A pretty gudgeon he had thought Marlow, to be hoaxed by such a tale! He had assumed his heir to be well able to take care of himself, as the lord knew (with an ironical eyebrow cocked at Tom) he ought to have been! He had awaited events. The first of these had been the return of Marlow to Austerby with a bad chill, and no news of the fugitives. If her ladyship were to be believed, the chill had developed into a congestion of the lung: at all events, his lordship was feeling devilish sorry for himself, and no wonder, lying in a room so hot as to make him sweat like a gamecock. So far as the Squire had been able to discover, Phoebe had run away to escape a proposal from the Duke of Salford. Well, he had thought that an unlikely tale at the outset; and since he had ascertained that he had been right in thinking that it was on Tom’s behalf Salford had called in the sawbones he knew it for a Banbury story. And now he would be obliged to them if they would explain to him what the devil had made them go off in such a crackbrained style.

It was really very difficult to explain it to him; and not surprising that he should presently declare himself unable to make head or tail of the story. First, this Duke of Phoebe’s was a monster from whose advances she had been obliged to fly; next, he was transformed without cause into a charming fellow with whom she had been consorting on terms of amity for the best part of a se’enight.

‘I never said he was charming,’ objected Phoebe. ‘That was Tom. He toad-eats him!’

‘No such thing!’ said Tom indignantly. ‘You don’t treat him with common civility!’

‘Now, that’s enough!’ interposed the Squire, inured to sudden squabbles between his heir and his heir’s lifelong friend. ‘All I know is that I’m very much obliged to the Duke for taking care of as silly a pair of children as ever I knew! Well, I told her ladyship we should find it to be much ado about nothing, and so it is! It’s not my business to be giving you a scold, my dear, but there’s no denying you deserve one! However, I shall say no more to either of you. A broken leg is punishment enough for Tom; and as for you-well, there’s no sense in saying her ladyship ain’t vexed with you, because she is-very!’

‘I’m not going back to Austerby, sir,’ said Phoebe, with the calm of desperation.

The Squire was very fond of her, but he was a parent himself, and he knew what he would think of any man who aided a child of his to flout his authority. He said kindly, but with a firm note in his voice which Tom at least knew well, that she was certainly going back to Austerby, and under his escort. He had promised Marlow that he would bring his daughter safely back to him, and that was all there was to be said about it.

In this he erred: both Phoebe and Tom found much more to say; but nothing they could say availed to turn the Squire from what he conceived to be his duty. He listened with great patience to every argument advanced, but at the end of an impassioned hour he patted Phoebe’s shoulder, and said: ‘Yes, yes, my dear, but you must be reasonable! if you wish to reside with your grandmother you should write to her, and ask her if she will take you, which I’m sure I hope she may. But it won’t do to go careering over the country in this way, and so she would tell you. As for expecting me to abet you-now, you don’t want for sense, and you know I can’t do it!’

She said despairingly: ‘You don’t understand!’

‘Won’t understand!’ muttered Tom savagely.

‘Don’t, Tom! Perhaps, if I write to her, Grandmama might- Only they will be so dreadfully angry with me!’ A tear trickled down her cheek; she wiped it away, saying as valiantly as she could: ‘Well, at least I have had one very happy week. When must I go, sir?’

The Squire said gruffly: ‘Best to do so as soon as possible, my dear. I shall hire a chaise to convey you, but Tom’s situation makes it a trifle awkward. Seems to me I ought first to consult with this doctor of his.’

She agreed to this; and then, as another tear spilled over, ran out of the room. The Squire cleared his throat, and said: ‘She will feel better when she’s had her cry out, you know.’

It was Phoebe’s intention to do just this, in the privacy of her bedchamber; but she found Alice there, sweeping the floor, and retreated to the stairs, just as the door leading to the back of the inn opened, and Sylvester came into the narrow passage. She stopped, halfway down the stairs, and he looked up. He saw the tear stains on her cheeks, and said: ‘What’s the matter?’

‘Tom’s papa,’ she managed to reply. ‘Mr. Orde…’

He was frowning now, the slant of his brows accentuated. ‘Here?’

‘In Tom’s room. He-he says-’

‘Come down to the coffee room!’ he commanded.

She obeyed, blowing her nose, and saying in a muffled voice: ‘I beg your pardon: I am trying to compose myself!’

He shut the door. ‘Yes, don’t cry! What is it that Orde says?’

‘That I must go home. He promised Papa, you see, and although he is very kind he doesn’t understand. He is going to take me home as soon as he can.’

‘Then you haven’t much time to waste,’ he said coolly. ‘How long will it take you to make ready?’

‘It doesn’t signify. He has to go to Hungerford first to see Dr. Upsall, as well as to hire a chaise.’