Then I walked over to where Sidney was fighting with Dave just as he yanked off his powder blue tux jacket and threw it to the ground.

“You want me to escort you shirtless?” he demanded, caught up in a rare (for him) fit of pique. “Fine! I’ll escort you shirtless!”

Then he stomped off.

I picked up the jacket and brushed bits of grass from it.

“He can’t escort you shirtless,” I said. “It’s against the rules. Escorts have to be in formal wear.”

“I know,” Sidney said. “Butlook at that thing. It’s hideous!”

“Maybe he could wear it, you know, ironically,” I said. “With a quahog fritter as a boutonniere.”

“Thanks,” Sidney said sarcastically. “Not helping.”

I felt a pair of hands on my waist. I spun around to find Seth, looking gorgeous in a tux of his own — his was black, thank God — grinning down at me.

“Hey, babe,” he said, leaning over to kiss me. “You look—”

“No,” I said quickly, reaching up to grab his face before his lips could touch mine. “You’ll mess up my makeup.”

Except that I was disturbingly aware of the fact that it wasn’t my makeup I was worried about. I didn’t want Seth to kiss me because…

…I just didn’t want Seth to kiss me.

I know. It was insane. But at that moment, the thought of my boyfriend kissing me actually made me feel a little bit, well…

Queasy.

Really! I know that’s a terrible thing to think about a boy. Especially a boy you’ve been seeing exclusively. Well, semi-exclusively.

“Sorry,” Seth said, about messing up my makeup. “You just look so hot.”

My heart lurched. He was just so…sweet. How could I have treated him the way I’d been treating him lately? How?

Even though the truth is that, though Seth isalways going on about how hot I look, he never compliments me on stuff that actually matters. Like, he’s never looked at my photos and gone, “You understand people…just not yourself.” He’s never looked at my photos and said anything but, “Nice. Let’s make out.”

Not, you know, that I ever minded. Until fairly recently.

Oh, God. What’shappening to me?

“See, this is the tux Dave was supposed to get,” Sidney cried, grabbing Seth’s jacket sleeve. “Oh my God, your boyfriend looks so good! What is wrong with my boyfriend, that he has the worst taste in all of the Eastern Seaboard? Seth, you guys went to the shop together. Why didn’t you try to stop him?”

Seth looked confused…kind of like a puppy someone was berating for having peed on the floor. “He thought black would be too hot,” he said. “And he was right. I’m boiling right now.”

“So what?” Sidney shouted, loudly enough for Dave, who was over at the cooler Ms. Hayes had brought along, stocked with Diet Cokes and bottled water, to overhear. “Sometimes you have to suffer for beauty! How do you think I feel when I have my legs waxed? Do you think it feels good? Well, it doesn’t. But I do it anyway, to look good formy boyfriend. Because I love him.”

I had no comment to make about that. I never get my legs waxed, because of the potential for bacterial infection, even at a seemingly clean salon. I used my trusty safety razor instead.

Dave had a comment, though. He went, throwing down the water bottle he’d just chugged, “You know what, Sidney? If you have something to say to me, why don’t you come over here and say it to my face instead of shouting it out for everyone in town to hear?”

Which caused Sidney to go, “Fine, I will,” and stomp over to him.

Seth, having watched this exchange with a quizzical expression on his face, looked down at me and went, “Wow. I guess she’s really nervous about the pageant, huh?”

“I guess,” I said. I was kind of upset about the puppy thing. I mean, that I’d look at my boyfriend’s face and been reminded of a puppy. Who had just peed. That isn’t the kind of thing you’re supposed to think about when you look at your boyfriend. What was wrong with me? I mean, obviously Seth and I hadn’t been the most perfect couple, considering I kept making out with other people (well, okay, one other person…at a time) behind his back.

But I had never thought of him aspuppyish before. You know, cute and sweet and ultimately…well, kind of dim.

“Katie,” Seth said. “Is everything okay? I mean, between you and me?”

Oh my God! It was like he’d read my mind! How’d he done that? Puppies aren’t supposed to be able to do that….

“Between us?” I asked, turning away from Sidney and Dave, who were now arguing in the opposite corner of the tent, while Morgan blubbered away about her rosin and Jenna sat there looking as empty-headed as Katie Holmes. “What do you mean?”

Except of course I knew exactly what he meant. I just hadn’t suspected that he’d noticed.

“Well, it’s like, these past few days, I’ve hardly seen you,” Seth said. “I know you were sick, and all, but—”

“Sick?” I blinked up at him confusedly.

“You know,” Seth said. “Youre. coli?”

Holy quahog! I can’t believe I forgot about that. I seriously have to start keeping better track of my lies. Maybe I need to make a flow chart. PowerPoint might help.

“Right,” I said. “Well, yeah, there was that…and, you know, the pageant, and I’ve been trying to work as much as I can before school starts up again—”

“Yeah,” Seth said. “I get all that. It’s just…this is gonna sound kinda weird, but it’s almost like…I don’t know. Like you’re not that into me anymore, or something.”

“Oh, Seth,” I cried, guilt twisting my heart in two. How could I? Howcould I have been so awful to him? He’s such a great guy. Everybody says so.

Everybody except Tommy. For whom Seth wants to have a blanket party.

I pushed this thought resolutely from my head.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I lied. “Of course I’m still into you!”

Seriously. I so need a flow chart. Because the lies are just mounting, and higher and higher every minute.

“Oh,” Seth said, looking relieved. “Okay. Cool.”

Then he bent down to kiss me again.

And I said, ducking, “Oops, you know what? I just need…I just need to step outside for a minute. I think I left something in my bike basket. Don’t go away. I’ll be right back, okay?”

Seth looked confused again…and more like a puppy than ever.

“Um,” he said. “Okay.”

I gave him a smile, and hurried toward the tent flap…just as Eric Fluteley was lifting it to come in, looking handsomer than I’d ever seen him in a black tux with gold studs. I braced myself, thinking he’d notice I was leaving and try to follow me out for some quick pre-pageant frenching.

But he barely even seemed to notice me. Instead, he called to Morgan, “Is this what you were looking for?” and held up a chunk of amber-colored rock.

Morgan, who’d been crying (although fortunately she appeared to have applied waterproof mascara), looked up. When she saw what Eric was holding, she broke out into a radiant smile.

“Oh,Eric,” she cried. “Thank you!”

And Eric blushed.

Oh, yes. Eric Fluteley blushed.

“Excuse me, Katie,” he said, when he saw me standing there by the tent flap. He stepped out of the way, courteously holding the flap up to let me by…though his gaze, I couldn’t help but notice, was still glued to Morgan’s.

Which was good. I mean, this is what I’d wanted. For Eric and Morgan to get together, because they made such a nice couple.

So I just smiled and said, “Thanks, Eric,” and ducked outside.

Man. Nice to know how easily I can be replaced.

Well, whatever. Seth had been right about one thing: It wasboiling inside that tent. Out in the fresh air, I felt like I could breathe again. Funny how I hadn’t noticed how hot it was in there until Seth had started in with his “Like you’re not that into me anymore” thing.

Which couldn’t have been more out of left field. I mean, ofcourse I’m into Seth.

And, all right, I’ll admit it, he’s not the best conversationalist. But he’s still a great guy. Like Sidney pointed out, he hadn’t dumped me, even though I wouldn’t sleep with him. That was something, right? And sure, maybe he didn’t follow me home to make sure I got there safely on my bike.

And maybe he didn’t exactly offer any kind of artistic criticism about my photographs.

But he’sSeth Turner! And he’smine!

And what kind of idiot would ever break up withSeth Turner?

It was as I was thinking this I noticed a guy who kind of looked like Tommy Sullivan coming toward me along the park path. Which had to have been my imagination playing tricks on me, because no way would Tommy Sullivan show himself behind the Quahog Princess pageant tent after I’d made it explicitly clear that I never wanted to see him again.

Except when the guy got closer, I noticed he didn’t just look like Tommy Sullivan.

He WAS Tommy Sullivan.

And the most annoying thing of all? When I realized this, my heart gave this kind of lurch inside my chest.

And it wasn’t anOh, no, it’s Tommy Sullivan lurch.

It was aYay! It’s Tommy Sullivan! lurch.

And all at once, I knew Seth was right: I just wasn’t that into him anymore. Because I was totally and completely into his mortal enemy.

Seventeen

“Hey,” Tommy said, when he came close enough to talk to me without shouting to be heard over the shrieks of glee from all the kids running around with quahog cones (I know, gross) from the Eastport Ice Creamery. “I’ve been looking all over for you.”

I just stared at him. It should be against the law for any guy to look that good. Seriously. Today he had on khaki walkshorts with a black polo.