Schlosser smiled at the jury like they were old pals. “You may be asking yourself why we’re even having a trial today, if the defendant already admitted to hitting Horst Grossman. He’s guilty, right?”

Fuck. I knew exactly what Schlosser was doing. He was planting seeds in the minds of the jury. He was good. I knew a few tricks of my own. Too bad I couldn’t use a single one in the courtroom.

“The reason we’re here today, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is because the defendant wants you to believe he struck the victim in self defense,” Schlosser sneered, as if it couldn’t possibly be true.

I noticed that Schlosser’s assistants, Stanley Whitehead and Natalia Valenzuela, were watching his performance with obvious admiration. I could tell the two of them bowed and scraped at Schlosser’s feet. I couldn’t blame them. If I wanted to be the best bottom feeder ever, I’d probably pucker up for Schlosser too. Fucking low lifes.

“Members of the jury, I ask you to take a look at Exhibit 86 B on the projection screen,” Schlosser said, clicking buttons on his laptop at the podium.

A huge photo popped on the screen mounted on the wall across from the jury box, filling it like a drive in movie theater. The image was split down the middle with me on the left and Horst Grossman on the right. I looked like the Incredible Hulk standing next to a little old man.

The reason for this discrepancy was obvious.

The picture of me was from the day I had been arrested. I wore a white V neck short sleeve tee. My muscled arms, covered in tattoos, were popping out of my shirt. In clear black letters on the gray wall behind me was a horizontal measurement line with the numerals 6’5” skimming the top of my hair.

Horst’s photo had been taken at a different time in front of a random white wall. There were no measuring lines behind him. Horst could be 3’2” or 8’11”, but without any numbers, there was no way to know. Whatever his actual height, his head was positioned much lower than mine, creating the illusion that he was much shorter. Finally, the photo of Horst had been zoomed out. Not so much as to be comically misleading, but enough that Horst seemed like a small, inconsequential man standing next to a mammoth titan.

This was fucking absurd. I knew from standing two inches from Horst Grossman that he wasn’t nearly as tiny as this image made him seem.

The split photo had been on screen for all of two seconds before Schlosser said, “The defendant wants you to believe that Horst Grossman put him in fear for his life that day—”

“Objection, your honor,” Russell cut in authoritatively, “this evidence is blatantly prejudicial.”

“Sustained,” Judge Moody said. She leveled a stern look at Schlosser and said, “Counselor, take that slide down immediately.”

“Absolutely, your honor,” Schlosser said agreeably. He clicked on his laptop and the screen went black.

“Members of the jury,” the judge said, “you will disregard that photo. Let the court transcript reflect that exhibit 86 B has been stricken from evidence.”

It didn’t matter. The jury wasn’t going to forget the photo now that they’d seen it. Worse, none of them had yet seen Horst Grossman in person because he wasn’t even in the courtroom. If he had been, the fair thing would be to have me and Horst stand shoulder to shoulder in front of the jury so they could see for themselves our actual size differences. But that wasn’t how it worked.

George Schlosser knew exactly what he was doing. He was pushing the rules of law to the breaking point, and he was getting away with it.

It wasn’t the first time shit like this had happened to me when I was in court. All I could do was sit still and suck it up in silence.

The rest of Schlosser’s opening statement was almost as heinous and misleading as that split photo, but there was nothing overt that Russell could object to. It was all in the way Schlosser delivered his argument: his sneering judgmental tone of voice, body language, and choice of words. Schlosser was a despicably brilliant man.

When Schlosser finished and sat down at the prosecution table, Russell leaned over and very quietly whispered in my ear, “After nine years working under the head District Attorney, Schlosser is still nothing more than a young buck trying to prove himself. His only goal today is to sharpen the points of his glorious career on your hide while climbing the political ladder. The only problem is, there’s a mountain lion in this here courtroom ready to take his shit down a rung. And that mountain lion’s name is me. Don’t worry, son. I’m going to have Schlosser’s head mounted on my wall before the day is over.”

I cracked a smile.

“No smiling,” Russell ordered sharply as he stood and stepped up to the podium.

Russell was a consummate badass during his opening statement. He was gracious, level headed, straight to the point, focused on the facts, and he dismantled the bulk of Schlosser’s inflammatory arguments with ease.

The men and women in the jury box, who had looked ready to string me up from the nearest tree in a tight noose, nodded thoughtfully at Russell’s words, enthralled by his confident, no bullshit presence.

When Russell finished and sat down at the defense table next to me, I breathed an obvious sigh of relief.

I couldn’t imagine a better attorney in my corner of the ring than Russell Merriweather.

The only problem was that it was going to be back and forth like this all day. Russell Merriweather and George Schlosser were evenly matched. When it came down to it, this trial hinged on my word against Horst Grossman’s, and whether or not the jury believed a word I said after Schlosser titillated them with tales from my true crime lifestyle.

People weren’t inclined to believe a convicted criminal.

Schlosser had the advantage.

If only we had something better to work with.

* * *

SAMANTHA


It had been over an hour since traffic had stopped. There was a black haze in the air that stank of burning rubber and cooked meat. It was nauseating to say the least.

I finally got word from some guy standing outside his Toyota Camry that it wasn’t a pile of burning corpses. Thank god for that. Apparently, a refrigerated Ralph’s grocery store semi truck had over turned and gone up in flames. Several other cars were involved, all of them burning. The CHP weren’t letting anyone drive through the inferno.

But I did see a Life Flight helicopter land up ahead. Had my wish been granted? Was it possible?

Of course not.

I’m pretty sure they needed it for someone who was seriously hurt. Yes, I considered asking if they could give me a lift after they dropped off the injured people at the hospital. No, I didn’t walk up to the scene of the accident and actually ask.

The grapevine rumors about when traffic would be moving again ranged anywhere from one hour to four. I could only cross my fingers and hope.

I called Christos several more times. No answer.

I called Madison who called Jake to ask if he knew who Christos’ lawyer was. Jake never answered. Madison said he was surfing and it could be hours until he checked his phone. What was it with professional surfers spending all their time in the waves?

Damn it. There was nothing I could do but wait.

* * *

CHRISTOS


George Schlosser called a series of witnesses to the stand, all of whom had been at the scene the day I’d punched Grossman. They all sounded reasonable and credible.

The problem was that none of them had a clear, uninterrupted view of the whole thing from start to finish and no one had heard anything Grossman or I had said that day because the traffic noises were too loud, or they’d been too far away, or their windows were rolled up and they hadn’t heard anything at all.

You would think this would work to my advantage. Unfortunately, the law said that if I couldn’t prove I had acted in self defense, the jury would have to find me guilty of assault because I had punched Horst Grossman. It was that simple.

And right now, what the jury had to work with was like handing them a mystery novel with half the pages torn out, including the ending, and asking them who the killer was. They could only guess.

In other words the score was, the State: 1, Me: 0.

In Ice Hockey and Soccer, after a whole bunch of running around, many games finished with one to nothing on the scoreboard. I hoped things went differently for me. I needed someone to run a six point touchdown into the end zone. Too bad no one with legs had the ball.

“The state will call your next witness,” Judge Moody said.

From his seat at the prosecution’s table, George Schlosser said, “The state calls Edna Holloway.”

A uniformed deputy walked outside the courtroom to fetch her. A minute later, the deputy led an old woman up to the podium. She wore a shin length navy blue dress and a pill box hat that floated in the foam of her white hair. She firmly clutched a gold clasped old lady handbag in her gloved hands. Despite her age, she walked erect and with purpose.

My first impression was that she’d probably chopped open kegs of beer and liquor with a wood axe during prohibition, or had led an army of suffragettes during the early charges to secure voting rights for women in the U.S. during the 19th century.

The bailiff motioned for Edna to raise her right hand while he said, “Do you solemnly swear that your testimony will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God”

“Yes,” Edna Holloway said.

The bailiff led her to sit down at the witness stand.