"Psst."

Shelby and Guy were huddled behind a tall potted palm, frantically waving her over. With a low laugh, Faith looked conspiratorially right, then left, then joined them in their usual gathering place to exchange patient charts and any new gossip.

"Tell me one of you has something chocolate," she said hopefully.

"Is that all you think about, food?" Guy asked, and slapped his pockets. "Sorry, I've got nothing." With a sigh, Faith pulled a granola bar from her own pocket and after splitting it three ways, stuffed her portion in her mouth. When she realized they were staring at her, she stopped in mid-chew, not easy with homemade granola. "What?"

Guy shook his head at Shelby. "She's going to deny it, so don't even bother to say anything."

"Say what?"

"Say that the sparks bouncing between you and the good Dr. Walker are threatening to burn the place down," Shelby said.

"Sparks?" Faith laughed. "Of course there's sparks. We rub each other the wrong way. I'm just sorry you're picking up on the temper between us. I know that's not good for a calm work environment."

Guy and Shelby looked at each other, then grinned.

Faith eyed them warily. "What now?"

"We're talking about sexual sparks, Faith," Guy told her.

"You remember the word sexual, right?" Shelby lifted her brow suggestively. "Even though you haven't had any sex since the nineties."

"Don't be ridiculous." Faith forced another laugh even though, pathetically, Shelby was right. "Of course I remember…" Sort of. "But there's nothing between us, sexual or otherwise."

"Really? 'Cuz I could have heated my lunch burrito off the heat between you two." Guy studied his fingernails. He'd painted the pinkies dark purple, which matched the stripe in his hair. "Probably would have burned it."

Faith's stomach growled. "You had a burrito?"

"Concentrate, hon." Shelby patted her perfect hair. "The good doctor is an amazing specimen. We know you noticed."

Faith would rather talk about burritos, extra fat please. Of course, that's why Shelby looked like a glamorous actress playing at being an overworked medical professional while Faith looked like… well, like an overworked medical professional.

"All that rough-and-tumble masculinity, combined with his take-me-as-I-am attitude. Wow." Shelby fanned herself. "And his bedside manner… made my knees weak."

"Mine, too," said Guy, also fanning himself.

"So…" Shelby, a woman who liked men as much as Faith liked… air, looked at her. "Are you going to do him?"

Faith nearly choked on the last swallow of granola. "Not everyone is interested is 'doing' a man who is overly confident and too gorgeous for his own good."

"Speak for yourself," Guy muttered.

Shelby looked at her watch. "Look, sex is supposed to be fun. I realize you might have forgotten that, but…"

No, Faith remembered that much about sex. Barely. "I remember, but at the moment, I have to go talk to a seventeen-year-old who wants birth control pills."

Both Shelby and Guy suitably sobered. "Well, don't tell her how fun it is," Shelby advised. "Kids shouldn't know that."

Faith walked down the hall, practicing her abstinence speech in her head, but it seemed old-fashioned, even if she wholeheartedly believed in it for all seventeen-year-olds. But these days she had to be more realistic, and she needed to be armed with more advice than look but don't touch.

It turned out there wasn't just seventeen-year-old Elizabeth Stone in room seven, but her boyfriend as well, if the fact that they were thigh-to-thigh and holding hands meant anything.

Oh, and one Dr. Luke Walker, sitting right in front of them, all comfy cozy in the third patient chair. Elizabeth and the boy were smiling, and so was Luke. He was leaning back, one long leg crossed over the other, looking utterly at ease as he discussed the advantages of condoms for sex, every single time.

All three of them looked up at her when she entered, and Luke handed her Liz's chart.

"Thanks for the appointment," Elizabeth said to Dr. Walker, and with a smile at Faith, she and her boyfriend left.

Faith looked at Luke. "What are you doing?"

"Your receptionist asked me to handle some of your patients. You're backed up."

You're backed up. Not we. Of course not we, he wasn't a part of them, he was simply fulfilling what he considered a punishment by his hospital. "What did Elizabeth say?"

"She refused to discuss abstinence so we talked about STDs until she turned green. Then we talked about condoms."

Faith would've given them the same talk about sexually transmitted diseases so she had no idea why she felt the need to argue with him. Had she wanted him to disappoint her? Was she that shallow simply because he had been?

He yawned, and in an absent gesture, scratched his chest. Then he looked at his watch.

"Long day?"

They stood so close she could see his eyes weren't just that light see-through blue, they had specks of a darker blue dancing in them. Combined with the shadow on his jaw and his sleepy eyes, he seemed edgy, almost unbearably, effortlessly… sexy. Damn him.

And he still smelled like woodsy soap and one hundred percent perfect pure man. How annoying was that when she knew the only thing that she smelled like was disinfectant soap.

Pass the chocolate, please.

"Long couple of nights," he admitted, and something about the weariness in his voice caught her because she suspected this was an actual moment of vulnerability, something he didn't often show to a mere mortal like herself.

Then Shelby poked her head around the corner. "There you are. Amy Sinclair, in room three with another migraine. We've got aromatherapy and acupressure going but she asked for you, Faith."

When she was gone, she felt Luke's tension and braced herself.

"Aromatherapy." He said this like it was a bad word. "As in… candles?"

"Essential oils."

"For a migraine?"

"Or for any of a hundred other things. With essential oils you can treat sinus problems or use the oils as a sedative. Or even stimulate cell regeneration. They're also useful as an antiseptic-"

"You realize there are conventional medicines for such things."

"Conventional medicine hasn't worked for this patient."

"Have you tried-"

"Yes."

"You don't even know what I was going to say."

"She's tired of drugs, Luke." And she was tired of this argument. "She's done with the pain, and our methods are working for her. This is what she wants from us, Dr. Universe. Are you in or not?"

"Dr. Universe?" His eyes darkened. "What the hell does that mean?"

"It means that you, like most doctors, have a God complex."

His mouth fell open a little before he snapped it shut. Then, without another word, he turned and stalked off.

Faith waited for the surge of triumph. She'd actually won a round.

But it never came.


* * *

When the last patient was gone, Faith headed toward her office. She hadn't seen Luke in a little while, not since they'd dashed again-in patient room five this time-over whether or not acupressure could ease the chronic pain of a man who'd broken his back the year before in a car accident. Luke had wanted to try muscle relaxants, but the patient, sick of drugs that didn't work, wanted to heal in a more natural way.

Luke had been gracious about it, with his usual warm bedside manner, and hadn't let one single iota of his frustration show. Not to anyone but Faith, of course, from whom he never seemed to try to hide a thing.

He was probably in the staff room now, waiting for her, brooding, pouting, and she sneaked past, heading for her office. All she wanted was five minutes on her couch with the lights off. She wanted that more than she wanted a candy bar, and that was saying something. Her head hurt, her body trembled, and she wanted to cry in frustration at the thought of getting sick now.

She opened her office door and made a beeline for her couch. She was so intent on this, it took her a moment to realize it was already taken.

Luke lay there, on his back, sprawled out, fast asleep. His feet hung off, as did one arm, making him look cramped and uncomfortable, but he lay there, head turned to the side, dead to the world.

At least he didn't snore. She eyed his long, lean, muscular body, now dressed in those ridiculous flowered scrubs she'd given him, and had to let out a soft laugh. He made them look… fun. He'd made a lot of things look fun today, all from the viewpoint of her patients. She had to admit, the man had a way with people.

Patients, she corrected. The man had a way with patients. Not with people.

Certainly not with her.

He sighed in his sleep, and shifted, pulling his arm back up. His usually intense face was slightly softened, and… well, boyish. She could almost forget that he had a sharp tongue and even sharper wit. Almost.

His arm fell off the edge again. What a waste of incredible God-given masculinity, she thought with a roll of her eyes and nudged his foot with her own.

"What?" He sat straight up, eyes open and alert, like most medical professionals, quite used to being woken for any variety of emergencies.

"What's the matter?" he asked. The only sign of lingering grogginess was a wide yawn that revealed teeth as perfect as the rest of him.

"You're on my couch."

"Sorry." He stood, and once again stretched that long, magnificent body. "More patients?"

"No, I just need the couch." His yawn was contagious and she fought her own.

"Is that it for today then?"

"Yes. Thank you," she added. "I know we had a few differences of opinion-" He laughed, and she glared at him. "I was trying to be nice."