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TESSwore a path on the clay floor in front of the fireplace with her pacing. “Dadgummit! Everything was just hunkydory until Sean showed up. I hate that grin of his. It’s his gotcha grin. He knows exactly what I’m up to.”

Rosie rocked in the chair next to the fireplace, her hands full of mending. “I’m not surprised, Tessie. He’s your brother. You two think alike.”

“We’re nothing alike!”

But they were, in a way. They had grown up together, helped each other, ratted on each other, made trouble with each other-until Sean got fed up with the Diamond T, and with their father, and took off for California to find his fortune.

“Maybe you’re right,” Tess admitted with a sigh. “Sean was as stubborn about getting away from the ranch as I was about staying. He knows damned well that I’d hitch myself up with a rattlesnake if it would let me keep the Diamond

T. The question is, can he do anything about it other than complain?”

Rosie shook her head. “You’ve done what Colin wanted you to do, Tessie. I still don’t know if it’s what you should have done, but it’s done.”

“Yeah, but Bartlett-that braying mule-he might side with Sean no matter what. After all, when has the law ever favored a woman over a man? Bartlett said right to my face he thought the will was stupid-not because I had to get married, but because I’d get the Diamond T at all. Never mind that Sean took off. Never mind that he gave our daddy nothing but grief. To a man’s way of thinking, having cojones automatically makes a person stronger, smarter, and just plain better than anyone burdened with breasts.”

“Tess! A lady doesn’t talk that way.”

“I’m not a lady, I’m a cowboy. And I’m the best dadgummed cowboy for miles around.”

Rosie’s lips tightened in disapproval, but Tess didn’t care. She could almost feel the steam coming out of her ears.

“Damn it all, anyway!” she growled to herself. She could think of only one solution to the problem of Sean, and she didn’t like it. Didn’t like it at all. “Why doesn’t that sorry sot I married climb out of the tub and come out where a person can talk to him?”

“I don’t think he feels so good,” Rosie opined.

“I don’t care how he feels. I need to tell him the way things stand before he makes any plans to spend my money.”

Tess’s patience, never her long suit, wore out in a few more minutes of pacing. What’shisname had been lounging in the washtub long enough to drown a whale, and she didn’t intend to cool her heels waiting for his lazy butt to get out of the bath.

“You about through in there, cowboy? ’Cause we need to talk.”

The reply sounded grumpy and mostly unintelligible.

“Okay then, fella. I’ll come to you.”

Ignoring Rosie’s squeak of a warning, Tess pushed through the curtain, ripe with indignation. Her groom sat in the tin washtub surrounded by dirty gray water that covered him from midchest down, except for his bare knees, which stuck up like two bald islands rising from a sea of soap scum. He appeared to be carrying on a conversation with Rojo, the best damned cattle dog west of the Rockies. Rojo regularly got above himself, though, trying to run the ranch and everyone on it. Typical male.

“Rojo, git!” Tess tapped the dog with a toe. “Get outside and do something useful, you mangy cur.”

Rojo got, and the man in the tub sank deeper into the water. “Hellfire! Can’t a man have a shred of privacy from you women?”

“Not in this house. But don’t worry about it. You won’t be here long enough for it to matter.”

Queer that the sot didn’t look like a man who poisoned himself with liquor. Broad shoulders stretched from one side of the washtub to the other, and below the shoulders, hard muscle slabbed his chest. Silver hair shot with black plastered his skull, and dark eyes, clear now of alcohol’s haze, regarded her suspiciously.

Sitting in that tub all scrubbed and brighteyed, he didn’t look as old as Tess had figured, even with the silver hair.

His mustache, and an admirable mustache it was, showed darker than the thick thatch on his head. Maybe the fellow was middle age. Maybe even a sliver younger than middle age. He boasted prime muscle, hardened by work. How had he slipped far enough down to climb into a whiskey bottle?

At her interested perusal, the man reached for his hat on the table beside the tub and clapped it between his thighs.

The man had nothing to hide that interested Tess in the least. “You’ve been washing long enough to shrivel up like a pea,” she complained.

“That woman took my clothes.”

“That woman? Rosie? You could’a yelled.”

“Okay. I’m yelling.”

“Okay.” She measured him with her eyes. He would fit well enough into Colin McCabe’s clothes. “I’ll get you something,” she promised, “as soon as we talk.”

“How about you get me something now?”

“Don’t get pushy.” She grinned, not about to give up an advantage. “You’re in no position.”

He glared, but she just let the glare bounce off her. A man sitting in scummy water with bony knees sticking up like pink pimples had to work harder than that to be intimidating.

He gave up with a sigh, closed his eyes, and sank deeper into the water. “Okay, then talk.”

“You and I made a deal.”

“Yeah. I seem to remember it included something about me riding out of town three hundred dollars richer.”

“You’ll get your money.”

“Good. You know, lady, you ought to be ashamed ofyourself for taking advantage of a man who’s stumbledown drunk.”

She folded her arms across her chest and chided, “You ought to be ashamed of yourself for getting stumbledown drunk.”

“Yeah.” He grimaced. “Well, I’m paying the price. And speaking of prices, if you get me my clothes and my money, I’ll be out of your hair quicker than you can blink. When you get your annulment, or divorce, or whatever, just let me know.”

“That’s what we need to talk about.” Here Tess felt less certain of her ground, and he seemed to sense it, because his eyes narrowed suspiciously. The eyes changed color with his mood, Tess noted. When he was drunk, the eyes had been muddy green. Now they looked almost gray- steel, knifeedged gray, and so sharp they managed to stab clear through to her conscience.

Tess liked to deal straight up and honest with people. If Colin McCabe hadn’t been such a sneaky old coot…but no. She wasn’t stiffing the guy, Tess told herself. Adding a few conditions after the fact, out of dire necessity, simply made good sense in this case.

“Okay, cowboy, here’s the deal. I had to get married or this ranch”-she gestured grandly to indicate the house, barns, grassy range, and the San Pedro River that flowed through it and made the pasture so rich-“goes to my lazy jackass brother. I told you this.”

The eyes didn’t get any less sharp.

“But, you see, I don’t need some man coming in here and unpacking his bags like the place belonged to him, so I found someone willing to make a deal. Marry me, and leave. You.”

“You’re crazy, you know that?”

“I’m a hell of a long way from being crazy.”

“If my brain hadn’t been pickled, I would’ve hightailed it out of that saloon so fast all you would have seen is my dust.”

“Well, your brain was pickled. And don’t worry about your money. I’m keeping the bargain. A McCabe always keeps a bargain.”

“Glad to hear it. So just bring me some clothes and my money, and I’ll go. And I could use the loan of a horse, too.”

The fool just wasn’t getting this. Tess sighed. “That squintyeyed fellow who showed up in the church with the halfbaked grin on his face was my brother, Sean. And he knows something isn’t straight here. If he gets wind that we’re not hitched for real and proper, he’ll go squealing to lawyer Bartlett like the pig he is, and Bartlett will take his side, because he’s a pig too.”

Her groom’s eyes narrowed. “And why should I be concerned about this?”

She threw up her hands. Could it be more obvious? “Because I married you to keep this ranch! What good is wasting three hundred good dollars and going through this nonsense if I lose the ranch anyway? You’ve gotta stick around a few days and make this look real, just until Sean goes back to his hole in California. How hard could that be?”

A muscle in his jaw twitched as he gritted his teeth. “Listen, lady, I don’t have a lot of time to hang around here playing house. You have a problem with your brother? Well, I have problems of my own. And three hundred dollars will help solve them. So keep your bargain, give me what you owe me, and I’ll be on my way. Now.”

She tried to be patient. “You’re not being reasonable.”

“I’m being reasonable for the first time in two days, because I’m sober for the first time in two days.” He exhaled a frustrated sigh, which deflated him enough to make his shoulders sink below the water. “I can’t believe I actually married you.”

That stung. “Hey. Lots of guys would be glad to marry me!”

“Then why didn’t you get one of them?”

“Because I don’t want a permanent husband. Don’t you ever listen?” Her patience threatened to wear thin. “I don’t see that asking you to park yourself here for a few days is expecting so much. After all, you are getting three hundred dollars.”

“So you keep promising.”

He lifted one arm from the water and draped it along the rim of the tub. His fingers had crinkled from the water, but other than that little detail, that arm was remarkably muscled, sprinkled with black hair plastered against sunbronzed skin. Tess felt a flush turn her own skin warm. She’d seen her daddy in the tub often enough, and Sean too before he left. But the sight of them in the wet altogether had never made her feel hot and dizzy. Tess wondered if Rosie had stoked up the stove too hot.