Joe muttered something but no one got punched so it was all right.

“When are you asking Beth to marry you?”

“You’re mean when your crazy ex is staring at you with those googly eyes of hers.”

Nathan cracked up. He had a damned good life. Surrounded by his friends and family, celebrating the fact that he would be marrying the love of his life in a few weeks. Growing up in that shitty little trailer, he wasn’t always sure he’d make it to the next week, much less end up a schoolteacher and marrying a woman like Lily.

“Hush you. I’m gonna marry the prettiest woman in town, and we’re gonna have pretty, dark-haired babies who love their daddy best. My sister may treat your damned dog like a person and act like a loon, but she’s a good woman and you’d be lucky to have her as your wife.”

Joe nodded. “She’s the best. But we’re moving at our own pace. There will be a wedding, but we’ll get there when we’re ready. You think Beth would put up with anything less than exactly what she wanted?”

Everyone laughed at the very idea.

“Exactly. I surely do love that woman and she will be my missus when the time comes. Right now, we’re enjoying living in sin and being an aunt and uncle who are able to give y’all’s kids back at the end of the day.”

“A toast then, to Nathan and Lily.” William raised his glass. “You’re a lucky guy she’s willing to overlook your tragic appearance and marry you. I hope your babies take after her.”

“Hear, hear!” Nathan raised his glass as well. “And a toast to the lovely, feisty women of Petal, who make us pancakes, tolerate our bullshit and fill our lives with nice smells, boobs and a warm body to snuggle with in the morning.”

More raised glasses. “Hell yes!”

“Hey, where’s Royal?” Matt looked around as if he’d just realized their friend wasn’t with them.

Joe shrugged. “He and Anne broke off. For real this time. He’s spending a week in Los Angeles with his brother.”

William sighed. “I think it’s for the best. Annie doesn’t want to get married. I don’t know that she ever will. He wants to settle down. She can’t give it to him, and so it’s the fairest thing she can do to finally break things off for real. She’s too good a person to string him along. They’ll be friends, I think. They have been since they were bitty kids. But it’s going to take a while for him to truly let go and move on.”

“I get it. You can be with someone you like but they’re just not the one. There’s no need to settle. Liv moved on and found Marc. I found Tate. The right person is out there. I hope they both find that.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“We need a round of shots, I think.” Kyle hailed their server.

Nathan wanted his sister to be happy. As happy as he was. But each of them found happiness on their own terms, and he had every confidence Anne would too.

But that night he was celebrating his own happily ever after with Lily, and all was right with his world. Crazy, googly-eyed ex-whatevers notwithstanding.

“To the right one.” Nathan held his shot glass up.

Many shots and pitchers of beer later, Joe looked up to catch sight of Beth, a smile curving her lips, walking in his direction.

He stood and moved to her, pulling her into a hug. “Hello there, darlin’. What are you doing here?”

“We figured you boys might like a ride home. We’ve got us some designated drivers and stuff. Then we can go home.” Her brow rose. “You know, in case there was something you’d like to do there. With me.”

“Hell yes.”

He turned to make his goodnights but saw pretty much the same situation playing out with their friends kissing up on their women and plans being made to rush off home and get some.

“Before we all head off into the night, I want to thank Beth for organizing my party and for all the penis gear.” Lily bowed, holding on to her penis fedora so it wouldn’t fall off.

“I’m sure I don’t want to know what penis gear is. I’m not going to wear anything weird. Just know that.” Joe kissed Beth’s ear and she laughed. That’s when he noticed the blinking penis pin on her lapel and the plastic penis charms on her bracelet. And the hat.

He sighed, grinning. “You’re trouble, Beth Murphy.”

“I totally am. You gonna take me to school?”

“Well, everyone, goodnight now.” He grabbed her hand as Nathan was thanking everyone for his night out. They waved at the door and headed home to their apartment and their dog and their bed.

Nathan and Lily watched their hasty retreat. “They’re next, you know that, right?”

Lily nodded. “Oh yes. She’s so in love with him she can barely see straight. And yet, I think this is the steadiest I’ve ever seen her. She knows what she wants with such total surety.”

“Yes, that’s a good way to put it. He’s been good for her, but I really think she was just exactly what he needed too.” He pulled her close. “I know how that feels. There was a time I thought I’d lost the best thing I’d ever had. And now look at me, standing with my arms around my best thing. Who happens to be wearing a hat with tiny penis balloons on it.”

“Your sister knows how to decorate a party. You should have seen the cake.”

“I’m a little scared, actually.”

Lily laughed. “Come on. Chris is gone until tomorrow and we have the house all to ourselves. I think we should take advantage of that.”

“You’re on.”