Джорджетт Хейер - Frederica

While these plans were revolving in his lordship’s head, another of Frederica’s suitors, equally convinced that her lawless brothers stood in urgent need of guidance, was on his way to Monk’s Farm, and arrived there two days after Harry’s visit.

He entered the parlour to find Jessamy seated at the table, with his books spread about him, and Alverstoke frowning over the obscure passage on which he had been consulted. He exclaimed: “You, sir? Still? I had thought you must have been at Ascot!”

The Marquis, looking up, said, in repelling accents: “Then you were mistaken! What the devil brings you here, Buxted?”

“I have come to see how my little cousin goes on, of course — and to offer my services to his poor sister. A shocking business! I blame myself for not having asserted my authority, and insisted on his leaving that enclosure, and coming back with me to the carriage.” The Marquis had been leaning one hand on the back of Jessamy’s chair, but he transferred it to Jessamy’s shoulder. Obedient to its pressure, Jessamy remained silent. “You blame yourself quite unnecessarily, Carlton,” said his lordship. “You had no authority, and the responsibility was — and still is — mine. That is why you find me here. For the rest, Felix is going on as well as could be expected; and no doubt Frederica will be obliged to you for your offer of service — which, if I had been so entirely lost to all sense of propriety as to have abandoned my ward in these circumstances, would have been most opportune.”

Lord Buxted was neither dependent upon his uncle nor afraid of him, but whenever he found himself in his company he was invariably made to feel much more like a callow youth than the head of his house, and the wise guide of his brother and sisters which he knew himself to be. Colouring, he said: “Oh, if I had known that you were here, sir —! Not but what — Well, I am excessively glad to hear that the poor little boy is on the mend! It must be a lesson to him, though no one would have wished him to suffer so severe a punishment. I wonder, Jessamy, if you would conduct me to his room? I have brought him a book to read, and a diverting puzzle.”

“Oh, no!” Jessamy said involuntarily. “I mean, it is most kind of you, sir — he will be very grateful — but — ” He stopped, as Alverstoke’s long fingers gripped his shoulder.

“I am afraid I can’t permit you to see him,” said Alverstoke. “The doctor’s orders are that he is to have no visitors yet — not to be excited in any way!”

“Oh, certainly, but I assure you I don’t mean to excite him! He and I are quite old friends, you know!”

“Hardly such old friends as he and Harry,” said Alverstoke dryly. “We did allow Harry to see him, but regretted it, since it led to a set-back. Jessamy, go upstairs, and tell Frederica that Buxted is here!”

Left alone with his uncle, Buxted looked frowningly at him, and said: “I must say, sir, it seems very surprising to me that you should have remained here all this time! I should have thought — since I collect that Miss Winsham remains in London — ”

“Oh, are you worrying about the proprieties?” said Alverstoke. “Let me reassure you! I am putting up at the Sun, in Hemel Hempstead — and damnably uncomfortable it is! However, I hope to be able to return to London within a very few days now: as soon, in fact, as Felix can dispense with my valet’s services.”

Buxton almost goggled at him “Your valet, sir? Waiting on Felix? Well, I am astonished that you could spare him!”

“I can’t,” said Alverstoke. “That’s why I’m tied by the heels.” He turned, as Frederica came into the room, and smiled at her, a satirical gleam in his eyes. “Ah, Frederica! I knew you would wish to see Buxted, who has come all this way to enquire after Felix!”

“Yes, indeed!” she responded promptly. “How very kind it is of you, cousin!”

He grasped her hand, and held it, saying: “I could not stay away!”

The Marquis, having observed this through his quizzing-glass, and with unruffled calm, recommended Frederica to furnish him with the whole history of Felix’s illness, and withdrew.

For this desertion he was taken roundly to task as soon as Buxted had departed. “How could you have left me alone with him?” demanded Frederica indignantly. “The — the shabbiest thing!”

“But you have told me a score of times that you are long past the age of needing a chaperon!”

“Chaperon! Of course I am! I didn’t mean that, and you know it! But to abandon me in that heartless way — ”

“Not at all! I take great credit to myself for not being heartless enough to deny him the solace of the tête-à-tête he so plainly desired. Poor fellow, he deserved some reward for his devotion! Did he renew his offer for your hand?”

“Yes, he did! Nothing could have been more horrid, for he put me in a flame, talking about Felix as he did, but I had to keep my tongue between my teeth, because I know he meant only to be kind, and helpful — besides bringing Felix a book, and a puzzle which would make him feverish again (if it didn’t drive him out of his mind), if I were such a ninnyhammer as to give it to him, which, of course, I shan’t, and saying how happy he would be to take my burdens on his own shoulders — as though the boys could ever be burdens to me! It was all I could do to refuse his offer civilly! And now I wish I hadn’t been civil, because he says he shall not despair! He is as stupid as Endymion!”

“No, no!” said Alverstoke soothingly. “Nobody could be as stupid as Endymion!”

“Well, if you can think of anything stupider than to make me an offer of marriage at such a time as this —!” she exclaimed. “Would you do such an idiotish thing? Of course you would not! I don’t believe even Endymion would!”

He looked at her for a moment, an oddly twisted smile on his lips. Then he said: “I can’t answer for Endymion, but for myself — no, Frederica, I would not!”

The Marquis left Hertfordshire three days later. When he announced his decision to Frederica, he thought, for an instant, that there was a flicker of dismay in her eyes; but she answered almost at once, and with composure: “Yes, indeed, sir! My conscience had begun to trouble me, for there is no longer the least need for you to kick your heels here, and however much we may enjoy your company, you must be bored to death!”

“Do you know, Frederica, the odd thing is that I am not in the least bored,” he told her.

She laughed. “To be sure, you have no time to be bored, have you? If you are not taking me for a walk or a drive, or entertaining Felix, you are being coaxed — if not bludgeoned! — into helping Jessamy with his classical studies!”

“That, I admit, is a severe trial, but I console myself with the reflection that it is doing me a great deal of good. I have become shockingly rusty! Nor, I fear, did I ever apply myself, as Jessamy does.”

“Well, I can believe that, at all events!” she said, twinkling. “You would naturally be enchanted to be granted the opportunity to rub up your scholarship! But don’t attempt to gammon me into thinking that you are equally enchanted to be obliged to emerge from your bedchamber long, long before noon!”

“Oh, I never keep town-hours in the country!” he returned.

“How detestable it is that you always have an answer!” she observed. “Now, do, pray, let us be serious for a moment! I can never hope to express to you my deep obligation for — ”

“You have now had your moment!” he said. “And as it is apparent to me that you have nothing of the smallest importance to say, I don’t scruple to interrupt you. What I have to say is very much more to the point! I have had some conversation with Elcot, and I learn from him — not, to my chagrin, from you — that you have the intention of carrying Felix off to some seaside resort. It won’t do, Frederica! At this season you would have the greatest difficulty to obtain a suitable lodging at even the most unfashionable place; and if you did obtain it you would find yourself jostled by shabby-genteels, mushrooms, and April-squires!”

“But surely there must be quiet resorts!”

“No doubt, but I don’t know of them, and nor do you! By the time we had discovered one, the summer would, be half-over. If you are thinking of Worthing, put it out of your mind! It is expensive, and all the dowdies and dowagers of the ton engage accommodation there from year to year. I have a far more eligible scheme to propose to you, which is that you should remove, with your family, to Alver, and remain there for as long as you choose.”

“To Alver?” she repeated, startled. “But — but do you mean Alver Park — which the guide books describe as your principal seat?”

“Yes, of course I do. I have had it in mind to send Felix there ever since I realized that it would be necessary to take him out of London. It is situated within twelve miles of Bath, so that he could, at need, go there to drink the waters, or to take the hot bath, or whatever is recommended. It is very much quieter than any watering-place, but will offer both him and Jessamy much more entertainment. I’ll tell my people to look after that. They will find several hacks which they may ride, and if they like to fish the trout stream they have my permission to do so.”

“Oh, how much Jessamy would love it!” she exclaimed. “Thank you, thank you! How good you are! But of course I must not accept such an offer! Don’t tempt me!”

“Why must you not accept it? Is it your custom to refuse all invitations?”

“No, no, but — but this is different! We are already too much beholden to you, and to — ”