“Clea, when did he get home on Friday night?” Davy said.

“After midnight,” Clea said, glaring viciously at Gwen. “Because of her.”

“She doesn’t know,” Mason said to Davy, dismissing her. “She wasn’t here. She’s just trying to use me as an alibi for Thomas.”

“What?” Tilda said. “How did you know-” And then Davy stepped on her foot. “Ouch?”

Mason stayed focused on Gwen. “Look, I can understand why this is confusing, honey, but it’s okay. I’ll take care of everything, even the gallery. We’ll run it together. I’ll be just like Tony.”

“I don’t want the gallery,” Gwen said. “I hate the damn gallery. I want to get away from the gallery, not be buried there for the rest of my life. I’m sorry, Mason, I’m grateful you paid off the mortgage, but-”

“What?” Davy said.

“Mason paid off the mortgage,” Tilda told him. “Don’t interrupt, she’s dumping him.”

“He didn’t pay off the mortgage,” Davy said. “I did.”

“You didn’t pay off the mortgage?” Gwen said to Mason.

“I can explain that,” Mason said to Gwen.

“You paid off my mortgage?” Tilda said to Davy.

“No,” Davy said. “That would be presumptuous of me. I paid for the bed and applied the payment to the mortgage.”

“This should be good,” Gwen said to Mason, crossing her arms. “Explain.”

“You paid six hundred thousand for a bed?” Tilda said to Davy.

“Considering what happened on that bed, it was a bargain,” Davy said.

“I thought it was a mistake at the bank,” Mason said to Gwen. “I was going to go over there and pay it off. I thought-”

“With what?” Ronald said bitterly. “You’re broke.”

“What?” Clea said, going beyond outrage now.

“I was trying to tell you,” Ronald said, looking at her with distaste. “I investigated him when I investigated the Goodnights.”

“Hello?” Tilda said.

“I don’t know who you are,” Mason said to Ronald, “but you have no idea of my resources.”

“Actually,” Davy said to Mason, “he probably has a better idea of your resources than you do. It’s pretty much his thing.”

“Gwennie.” Mason reached for her hand. “Let’s get out of here, go someplace where we can talk.”

“No,” Gwen said. “I wasn’t faking about the other guy. I slept with him. I loved it. I plan on doing it again. In Aruba. And I’m going to learn to scuba dive.”

“Go, Gwennie,” Davy said. “So, Mason-”

“All right,” Mason said, scowling at them all, clearly going for the Stern Patriarch look. “You people don’t realize the position you’re in, but that’s all right, I do. You could all go to jail for perpetrating a fraud. Gwennie might be willing to go, but she’ll never let Tilda be arrested. And Tilda might go, but she won’t let Gwennie be hurt.” Mason smiled at Gwennie. “And neither will I. We’re getting married, Gwennie, and I’m running the gallery, just like old times.”

“She cheated on you,” Clea said to him, virtue making her voice shrill. “With a hired killer. Mason, darling-”

“Pre-wedding jitters,” Mason said, and turned to Tilda. “It’ll be all right, Tilda. I’ll protect you like a father.”

“The hell you will,” Tilda said to Mason. “I’ve had enough of that.”

“Of course, Davy’s a different story,” Mason went on. “With his record, they’ll throw away the key and board up his cell.”

“I don’t know why everybody assumes I have a record,” Davy said to Tilda. “I was actually pretty careful about that.”

“I think he’s completely out of touch with reality in general,” Tilda said to Davy.

“I’m serious,” Mason said.

“Chasing money’ll do that to you,” Davy told Tilda. “Did somebody say he was Cyril’s money manager? Because you can’t trust those guys.”

“There were extenuating circumstances in my case,” Ronald said.

“Getting your brains fucked out by a greedy blonde is not an extenuating circumstance,” Davy said to him.

“Enough,” Mason said. “I’ve made plans and we’re going to follow them.” He nodded at Tilda. “You’re a very good painter, Scarlet. I caught on to that at the gallery opening. You’re going to do a lot more paintings for the gallery.” He turned to Gwen. “It’ll be like old times, Gwennie. You had Tony, and now you have me.”

“Mason,” Gwen said. “It’s not happening.”

“Yes it is,” Mason said, leaning back and folding his arms.

“Oh, look, he thinks he has something,” Davy said to Tilda. “He never does, but he’s always optimistic. Terrible poker player.”

“I have something,” Mason said. “I’ve found Homer Hodge.”

“Who?” Tilda said.

“And he’s not happy about your daughter pretending to be Scarlet,” Mason went on to Gwen.

“What?” Gwen said.

“So I’ve talked him out of having you arrested-”

“You miserable little rat,” Gwen said, glaring at him. “You did not talk to Homer. The only one who talks to Homer is me. And he thinks you’re a jerk. And a liar. And boring in bed.”

Mason took a step back.

“And a murderer, I bet,” Tilda said. “Although if you hit Thomas, you’re not a very good one.”

“You’re all bluffing,” Mason said, recouping. “Well, I’m calling. You have nothing. Game’s over.”

“I don’t think they’re bluffing,” Davy said. “And even if they are, we have an ace in the hole. Or in the hall.”

“Damn, boy, you’re usually a better poker player than this,” Ford said from the doorway.

“Nope,” Davy said without turning around. “I’m just putting my cards on the table. Arrest him. Or if I’ve got it wrong and Clea really did hire you to kill me, shoot him.”

“I did not hire him to kill you,” Clea said.

“She pretty much left that part up in the air,” Ford said. “I tried my damnedest, but she never would come right out and say it. It was Rabbit who hired me. Through his Bureau connections.” He shook his head at Rabbit. “What were you thinking?”

Davy turned to Ronald. “You put out a hit on me?”

“Not exactly,” Ronald said, shifting away from him.

Davy looked at Clea. “You know that second condition, about not killing him? Forget it. Have at him.”

“I don’t know who you are,” Mason said to Ford, “but get out of my house.” He nodded at Clea. “And take her with you.”

“No, thanks,” Ford said. “The Columbus police are on the way to arrest you. Thomas finally came to, and you’re the last thing he remembers.”

“Whoops,” Tilda said to Mason.

“So I’m just watching things until the cops get here,” Ford said. “I was kind of hoping you’d all keep talking so I wouldn’t have to mention that.” He looked at Gwen. “Especially you. Aruba?”

“The Columbus police?” Gwen said to Ford. “You called the police? Who are you?”

“I think he’s the FBI,” Davy said to Gwen. “The only real one in the bunch. You finally picked a winner.”

“Mason killed Cyril?” Clea said, more perplexed than upset. Then she perked up. “To get me?”

“Pay attention,” Davy said to Clea. “Mason burned an empty warehouse so he could steal Cyril’s art collection and sell it. I’m guessing Thomas figured it out and confronted him, and Mason bashed him.”

“That’s ridiculous,” Mason said, but he sounded too confused to be convincing.

“I told you he was broke,” Ronald muttered to Clea. “People don’t realize how hard it is to sell art.”

“The hell we don’t,” Tilda said with feeling.

“You’re FBI?” Gwen said to Ford, focusing on the essentials.

“Well, there’s Thomas the Caterer, too,” Tilda said to Gwen.

“Thomas the Caterer is not FBI,” Ford said to Tilda. “We have some pride. He’s Cyril Lewis’s grandson.”

“Cyril had a grandson?” Clea said to Ford.

“I slept with the FBI?” Gwen said to the room in general.

“Not all of it,” Davy said to Gwen. “Just him.”

“Mason killed Cyril, Thomas was stalking me because he thought I did it, and Ford’s the FBI?” Clea said to Davy.

“That’s about it,” Davy said.

“Oh, well, that’s just fine.” Clea looked around the room, so mad she was spitting. “All of you people are just-” Her voice broke off as she searched for the word.

“Liars and cheats?” Tilda said.

“Yes,” Clea said, and turned to Ronald, putting her hand on his arm. “Ronald, darling, these people are horrible.”

“Just what you deserve,” Ronald said.

“Ronald,” Clea said, her beautiful eyes filling with beautiful tears as she moved closer. “How could you?”

Ronald cleared his throat. “Well…”

“After all we’ve been to each other,” she said, pressing against him. “After all our plans for the future.”

Ronald whimpered.

“Go for it, Rabbit,” Davy said. “Only the good die young. You’re covered.”

Clea smiled up at Ronald, and Ronald sighed.

“I just want to make it clear,” Tilda said, casting a cautious look Ford’s way, “that if we get out of this unjailed, we’re all going straight.” She smiled at Ford as honestly as she could fake. “Really.”

“Don’t worry about me,” Ford said as official-sounding feet started up the stairs. “I’m taking your mother to Aruba.”


“WELL, THAT was interesting,” Davy said, following Tilda up the stairs to the attic an hour later.

Tilda nodded. “The only thing I regret is that I lost the Scarlets. I went back for them after the police left, but they were gone. Do you think they took them for evidence?”

“No,” Davy said, looking past her to the case of paintings balanced on the top stair of the last flight.