“Something like that,” David said.
Then he pulled out something from the pocket of his jeans. It was one of those little Swiss Army knives. He started gouging into the wood. I probably wouldn’t have said anything about it if I hadn’t seen that the first letter he’d carved was an S.
“Hey,” I said, with some alarm. I mean, I am an urban rebel and all, but vandalism that isn’t for the sake of a good cause is still just that. Vandalism. “What are you doing?”
“Come on,” David said, grinning up at me. “Who deserves it more than you? Not only are you possibly related to a president, but you saved the life of one too.”
I looked nervously back over my shoulder at the door, behind which I knew stood a Secret Service agent. I mean, come on. Son of the President or not, this was destruction of public property. Not just public properly, but the White House. I’m sure you could go to jail for years for desecrating the White House.
“David,” I hissed, lowering my voice so no one would overhear me. “This isn’t necessary.”
Intent upon his work—he had gotten to the letter A now—David did not reply.
“Really,” I said. “I mean, if you want to thank me for saving your dad, the burger is enough, believe me.”
But it was too late, because he was already starting on the M.
“I suppose you think just because your dad is the President,” I said, “you can’t get in trouble for this.”
“Not that much trouble,” David said, as he carved. “I mean, I’m still a minor, after all.” He leaned back to admire his handiwork. “There. What do you think of that?”
I looked down at my name, Sam, right there with Amy Carter’s and Chelsea Clinton’s, not to mention David’s. I hoped a large family would not move into the White House next, as there would be no more room left on the window sill for the kids to add their names.
“I think you’re insane,” I said, meaning it. It was a shame, too, because he was so cute.
“Oh,” David said, folding up the Swiss Army knife and sticking it back in his pocket. “That really hurts, coming from a girl who flushes crab-stuffed flounder down the toilet and likes to throw herself at strange men with guns.”
I stared at him for a minute, completely taken aback.
Then I started to laugh. I couldn’t help it. It was pretty funny, after all.
David started to laugh too. The two of us were standing there, laughing, when the Secret Service agent from the hallway came in and went, “David? Your father is looking for you.”
I stopped laughing. Busted again! I looked guiltily down at the window sill—not to mention the empty plates where the burgers had been.
But I didn’t have time to dwell on my misdeeds, because we had to get back to the dining room in a hurry. I mean, you don’t keep the President of the United States waiting.
When we got in there, though, it turned out the President hadn’t been the only one waiting. Everyone’s face was turned expectantly towards the doors. When David and I walked through them, to my very great surprise all the people in the room burst into applause.
At first I couldn’t figure out why. I mean, were they clapping because David and I had finally found our way back from the bathroom (they couldn’t possibly have known, could they, about the burgers, unless Carl had told them while serving the chocolate mousse)?
But it turned out the reason they were clapping had nothing to do with that. I found out why they were clapping when, on my way back to my seat, my mom suddenly stopped me and leaped up to give me a big hug.
“Oh, honey, isn’t it great?” she asked. “The President just named you teen ambassador to the United Nations!”
And all of a sudden that delicious burger felt like it might come right back up.
“So where’d you go then?” Lucy asked me, for like the nine hundredth time.
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