‘To do the house up, Dad. Fix the plumbing, that type of thing. Not holidays in Mauritius or anything. I’ve got masses.’

He fixed me with a clear blue eye. The sternest Dad ever got. ‘I don’t want the money, love. Not yours. Certainly not Phil’s. I won’t take a penny. Put it in the bank. For a rainy day.’ He turned, retrieved his dentures, rinsed them again and set them on the draining board.

‘Perhaps I should offer some to Marjorie and Cecilia?’

‘Would they offer you some? If it was the other way round?’

‘No. But that’s not really the point, is it?’

‘No, it’s not.’ He shrugged. ‘Up to you, love. Entirely up to you.’ My father never told me what to do. Instead he bent and rummaged in what passed for a larder: an old pine cupboard beside the sink. ‘Now. Lunch. There’s the Full Monty but, disappointingly, no one takes their clothes off. It’s a complete bacon, egg, sausage and beans affair in a can. A new one on me. What d’you think?’

He turned and brandished it, complete with full fry-up illustration, and I knew that was the end of it. The conversation. Knew, before I came, that Dad would no more take money from me than go to the dry cleaner’s. But it had been worth a try.

I sighed. ‘Go on, then,’ I said, making room on the table amongst a pile of old newspapers. ‘Let’s silt up our arteries together.’

Worth a try? Not really, I thought as I drove home later, full of beans and bacon and something indeterminable that must have been mushroom but, as Dad said, could easily have been toenail. Not worth it, because I knew Dad had been offended I’d even suggested it. He chose to live like that. He was a free spirit in the very real sense of the expression. But I’d been toeing some conventional line which dictated I make the offer to my ramshackle father; adhering to conformist nonsense that Dad never adhered to, and always turned and regarded me with surprise when I did. I squirmed behind the wheel. I wished too that I’d taken the children. Dad had been surprised not to see them. But I’d somehow imagined I’d wanted a grown-up financial conversation, complete with spreadsheets and charts and what have you, without two small children running around. Instead the conversation had taken all of two minutes and had offended my father, who’d much rather have seen his grandchildren.

I parked and smiled ruefully as I went up Jennie’s path to collect my offspring. Interesting. As ever, a visit to my father had made me feel better and worse, both at the same time. Just as the superficial chaos was thrown into starker relief when I’d been away a while, so too was his refreshing alternative outlook. To sparkling effect. I sighed. I should see more of him.

Jennie was clearly bursting with some sort of news as she opened the front door. She didn’t allow me to push on through as usual and was perhaps even lying in wait.

‘Guess what?’ she breathed with barely concealed excitement. She faced me in the hall, eyes glittering.

‘What?’

‘Word of the book club has spread to Potters Wood. The Americans want to join.’

I’d hardly even made it across the threshold. Hardly got my foot in the door. But I have to say, her delight was instantly matched by mine, as she knew it would be.

‘Oh!’ I couldn’t speak for a second. Stared at her bright eyes. Then cautiously: ‘You’re kidding.’

‘No, I am not! They absolutely want to join our gang!’ She shut the door behind me with a bang. ‘How about that?’

The Americans were a thrillingly exotic couple who lived in Chester Square, Belgravia, during the week and rented a cottage – more than a cottage, actually, a pretty big house – just outside the village at weekends. He was a film producer and she, a beautiful raven-haired mother of two. The only time Jennie and I had come across them was when Leila went missing and I went to help find her. Having asked everyone in the village, in desperation we’d gone to Potters Wood, a pretty white house with tall chimneys at the end of a no-through lane. We knew it was owned by the National Trust but were unaware who was renting it. The most divine-looking man, tall, broad, bronzed and naked to his jeans had opened the door. His hair was brown and wavy, his lips full and he had a smile which split his face. He’d shaken our hands and introduced himself in an American accent as Chad Armitage. Then he’d offered us proper coffee and listened to our stammering story. Instantly he’d suggested he help look for Leila, at which point his beautiful dishevelled wife had appeared down the stairs, dressed only in a silk dressing gown, at eleven o’clock in the morning.

‘Oh, God. Shall we help look? Shall I get the kids?’ She swiftly tied her robe and reached for her mobile, looking concerned.

‘No, no, she’ll turn up,’ we said hastily, drinking in everything. The tumbled, post-coital look of this golden couple so late in the morning. The fabulous modern art on the walls. The children out blackberrying with the nanny, apparently. The way he called her Honey and looked at her with true love. We probably had our mouths open, and certainly wouldn’t presume to have them look for scruffy old Leila, who was probably shagging some terrible mongrel. Eventually we’d taken our leave, regretfully; thanking them as they assured us they’d call if they saw her.

Before we left, I said shyly, ‘It’s a lovely place you’ve got here.’ It was. The garden was brimming with wild flowers and it was all slightly overgrown, as if they were too busy in bed to prune the roses.

She, Hope, as we now knew she was called, linked arms with Chad on the doorstep and smiled up into his eyes. Then, in a husky voice, she said, ‘It’s paradise.’

Jennie and I crept away enthralled. I just knew I’d have said, ‘It’s heaven’, and thought how much better her version sounded. How it had truly conjured up the Garden of Eden, and how the pair of them, standing on the threshold like that, had looked like Adam and Eve. Jennie had been equally overawed and we hadn’t spoken for a good few minutes.

Later that week I’d met Jennie coming up the no-through road to Potters Wood with Leila on a lead. I’d been going down it with Archie. We’d both stopped, blushed.

‘It’s a footpath,’ we both blurted in unison. Which it was, but not one we’d ever used before.

It was obvious what attracted us. Their perfect lives. Moneyed, cultured and happy, with golden children, who we later spotted around the village with the nanny, whilst Chad and Hope no doubt tried position number forty-six beneath a Chagall. Jennie and I, having imperfect lives, were fascinated; although, interestingly, we never really voiced this to each other. Never let on. This opportunity, however, was too good to pass up.

‘Where did you see them? What did you say?’ I demanded, still in her hallway.

‘In the lane, in their huge Land Cruiser. Just Hope. She slowed down, stopped and said she’d heard about the book club and would we mind, only it was just what she and Chad were looking for, and had hoped to find here, but hadn’t.’

‘Both of them? They both want to join?’

Clemmie and Archie had now found my legs and were clamouring for attention. Sometimes I did wish my children could go blackberrying with a nanny. I hoisted Archie onto my hip.

‘Yes, because he’s on gardening leave, apparently. In between films, so slightly at a loose end.’

The idea of either part of that glamorous double act being at a loose end gave us pause for thought and almost threatened to shatter an illusion.

‘Well, relatively speaking,’ Jennie said quickly. ‘I’m sure he’s got something in the pipeline. Reading scripts, et cetera.’

‘Oh, absolutely,’ I agreed quickly. They certainly weren’t allowed to kick their heels.

‘So you said yes?’

‘I said yes, and they’re coming on Tuesday. Don’t you think Simon will be rather impressed?’ She couldn’t resist adding.

Ah. That little agenda. Her own private subplot. And yes, he would. Chad and Hope were quite a feather in anyone’s cap. Once they’d been outed as Exciting Newcomers everyone had tried to nab them. Their doorbell at Potters Wood had never stopped ringing. Hope had been asked to join every bell-ringing, tapestry-making group in the village, by everyone who had a little fiefdom to push. Sylvia had popped round to see if she’d like to help arrange the church flowers.

‘Oh, I’m hopeless at that kind of thing,’ Hope had purred at the door. ‘I just pick them and cram them in a jar any old how, I’m afraid.’ She’d indicated the cow parsley tumbling sexily from a jug on the table behind her.

‘Oh, don’t worry,’ Sylvia had warbled. ‘I’m a plonker too!’

No wonder Hope had looked startled.

Even Simon had tried, with the local Conservative Association, and been politely – and sensibly – declined. Angie had popped round to ask if Chad would sit on the parish council, something, as chairman, she was allowed to ask, but everyone knew you had to schmooze for years to achieve. No one had reprimanded her, though. No one objected.

‘What did he say?’ we all asked Angie avidly, about six of us in the village hall at the fete flower-arranging group, when she’d bustled in late to report.

‘Hope answered the door and said he wasn’t there. She said he’d be thrilled to be asked, though, and she knew he’d be really sorry to turn it down, but he was just too tied up right now. She was still in her dressing gown, hair all mussed.’